non thugs 

The opposite of 'no homo', is it the phrase said by gay guys when they do something really straight to ensure they have reaffirmed their gayness

'Big Gay Al was so horny that he let Alice blow him, but he shouted 'non thugs' as he came so it wasn't a straight thing'

non thugs by Caramac September 17, 2017

non-traditional straight 

People who likes people that look like the opposite sex. If a male who sexually attracted to a person that looks like a women despite whether they identify as a male or female and vice versa they're non-traditional straight.

Being non-traditional straight kind of blurs the line bisexuality and heterosexuality.

non-traditional straight by fartfootnugent September 24, 2020

Non Tell STD 

A sexually transmitted disease that is not important enough to have the "I have an STD" conversation with another person.

Crabs would be a Non Tell STD included while ghonneria is not.

Non Tell STD by Skip Kennewick October 20, 2008

Sexually Non Threatening 

richie rich

man hes so sexually non threatening, makes me super comfortable; am i sexually non threatening..?; just act like you dont care then you'll be sexually non threatening

Sexually Non Threatening by prissycow November 20, 2018

Non-Twins 

The term used to describe two babies born at the same time but are not identical. They do not come from the same egg and therefore have no right to call themselves twins, or even "non-identical twins". They are simply useless freaks of nature.

Unlike identical twins, which are amazing, miraculous human beings.

"Hey have you seen Jenny's new babies?"
"What the non-twins?"
"Yeah those little freaks."

Non-Twins by Charbot November 10, 2004

non the wiser 

When sb is not in the known.

- I got sb to forge the paint and the buyers ar non the wiser.

non the wiser by Im anonymous:) February 4, 2022

non-thriving organism

NTO; A person, pet or creature destined to pitifully struggle through a miserable life just barely on the threshold of existence due to mental defect, congenital stupidity or substance abuse.

Maybe just a half-step below the functional dysfunctional.
An NTO will be lucky to survive to achieve reproductive maturity, not that they'll have the opportunity once there.

Unable to hold a steady job, Steve moved back home with his mom, again, whom was gravely disappointed at her adult non-thriving organism son.

non-thriving organism by fuzzygreysocks February 23, 2010