Non-Twins

The term used to describe two babies born at the same time but are not identical. They do not come from the same egg and therefore have no right to call themselves twins, or even "non-identical twins". They are simply useless freaks of nature.

Unlike identical twins, which are amazing, miraculous human beings.

"Hey have you seen Jenny's new babies?"
"What the non-twins?"
"Yeah those little freaks."

Non-Twins by Charbot November 10, 2004

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Non-zygotic Twins

Relationship between two people who share no common genetic material but who share eerily similar mannerisms, speech patterns, behaviors and/or appearance

"Are you two brother and sister??"
"What? No! We are not at all related "
"Well you're definitely non-zygotic twins then , because you act so much alike it is freaky"

Non-zygotic Twins by Magster Dragster November 17, 2016

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Non-Twin Twin

When you're the older brother to a sister three years your junior and, due to development timeline differences, you end up resembling twins your entire life. Oftentimes this phenomenon results in common themes present in actual real life twins. Twin telepathy, for example, is one of these anomalies and is described as one twin being able to access the thoughts and feelings of the other twin without any signs or prompting.

Her: hey Tom, what's that movie where -
Him: The Princess Bride, for the 7th time ?!?!?!
Her: thanks! Was stuck in my head...

Her: hey! do you want to ligh-
Him: Light up? I have a J prepped waiting for you to ask
Her: word! I've been hustling my ass all day and
Him: And you ran out two days ago... yeah, I know. I gotchu sissy
Her: Preciate' it Non-Twin Twin

Non-Twin Twin by TDiesel December 16, 2019

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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