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waking nightmare

The nightmare that continues when you wake up. Or real-life has become nightmarish.
When Kyle was sent to prison his life became a waking nightmare, he was so pretty.
by bookishbedfellow June 20, 2016
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Janitor's Nightmare

Also commonly known as the Infield Fly, the Janitor's Nightmare consists of taking a shit in a urinal. Although complicated, the logistics are somewhat reasonable when rationed with.

It helps to accomplish the J.N. with a lookout, to keep an eye out for other possible rest-roomers as well as said janitor.
kid1: "Hey man, you got 20 minutes? I need a favor."

kid2: "Depends... what?"

kid1: "Janitor's Nightmare, 3rd floor?"

kid2: "Done."
by Derik September 21, 2005
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nightmare sister colleague

A workplace cohort who has taken it upon herself to take on the role of a nightmare sister, finding ways to endlessly embarrass, harass, prank and annoy you to the point of near-insanity.
When I wake up some mornings I find myself breaking out in a cold sweat just imagining the weird and unexpected things my nightmare sister colleague might do to me that day.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019
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nightmare moon

Twilight and princess celestia: luna you have to control yourself or you'll destroy the castle!
Nightmare moon: Luna? I'm nightmare moon! And my only mission is to destroy you!
by Awesomedogie2 January 16, 2021
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The toilets nightmare

Man the toilets had a case of the toilets nightmare last night.
by Your worse nightmare October 7, 2016
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dry nightmare

The after effects of a wet dream, when you wake up and have to peel your underwear off of your package like a band-aid. If you sleep naked, it's the same thing except your penis is trying to plant itself on your sheets like a seed taking root.
I had the hottest dream last night, but when I woke up it was more of a dry nightmare because I couldn't get my boxers off my cock.
by Shayfus January 3, 2008
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Nightmare

1a. a dream composed that causes or suggests fear in the dreamer.
1b. an extremely distressing experience that should only have been a dream, but was actually real.
2. a (quite ugly and scary-looking, and hence aptly named) gravity-controlling creature in Metroid Fusion. its defeat yields the Gravity Suit.
3. a music track from the Castlevania series. it first stars as the background music for Alucard's caves in Castlevania 3, and is later remixed and reused in the Underground Waterway area of Castlevania: Circle of the Moon.
4. another music track from the Castlevania series. this one is distinctly different, and only shares the name with the other track. this one appears in Castlevania: Lament of Innocence.
1. "That dream...was a nightmare."
2. The plots of some SVU episodes might be nightmares if they happened in real life.
3. "Nightmare" is one of the musically strangest tracks. It differs in style significantly from its brethren in both of the games where it appears.
4. LoI's "Nightmare" is in B minor.
by Quint Sakugarne January 7, 2007
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