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Nigel

An unreliable annoying individual that spends his time recording everything around him. Often a Nigel tends to disappear for no exact reason and comes back as nothing happened. A Nigel is lazy, extremely idiotic and additionally to all this, usually acts like a combination of it all. Most of the time a Nigel has a big ego and believes he is the best at most activities, they tend to think they prefer being single but actually can't get any girls so they hide behind their egos.
"You're such a Nigel"
"Stop being a Nigel bro"
"This guy spends his time being a Nigel"
by BB1 Fan April 9, 2020
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Nigel

He's such a Nigel to those girls.

Jett is not a Nigel
by jonre x aleah August 26, 2023
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Nigel

A term Australians use to describe people from England.

Also a term used by Australians to describe lonely friendless people.
Clarkson: It is just Bruce in a Bruce-mobile
Steve: And look at Nigel o'er there
Clarkson: Can we stand back..because..this is.. I'm afraid going to be..
Steve: A bloodbath
May: It is
Clarkson: A bloodbath..exactly
by realradoncombe October 28, 2021
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Nigel

As weird and as freaky as a vampire.
person 1: dude have you seen Nigel? I mean what has he done to himself?

Person 2: I don't know mate but I have seen him sparkle before and dduudddeee it's creepy!

twilight fan: I've seen Nigel sparkle more than Edward! I now want to marry him and have his babies
by Guggle April 12, 2013
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Nigel

A guy that’s always gonna keep it a buck or 100 wit u and gone be there for if u need him.He an A1Day1 type nigga
by @keelinitreal January 22, 2019
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Nigel

He hails from Africa and kills lions in his spare time. But that nigga into some kinky stuff and loves beating it all day erry fuckin day. He don't give a damn shit bout anything and loves pussy
Nigel is a black man
by Kinkymoms69 May 10, 2016
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Nigel

an over consumption of alcohol resulting in intimacy with large females (often from ones work place) with male names, Common error made by rounded male land mammals identified by the word Nigel, Nigella, Nigella Bites and The Man of Mystery.
Nigel got mullared on Snakebite and nobbed Lee on JSA.
by Montgomery Carlo April 20, 2007
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