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that guy that you always end up in the lift with. you find him kind of cute but also er, special. like he won't talk just smile and nod a little too long. sometimes he farts and looks at me like "do you get it?". well, it was funny the first time. once he urinated the shape of a heart while going up. i suppose he doesnt believe in verbal communication. i definitely know him through smells. i know him too well. if one day i should discover a pile of poop in the shape of a unicorn, i'll let you know.
my neighbour assaulted me again while going up. being cute won't save his ass.
by Krkič October 24, 2019
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Spanked the neighbour

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When you go to your neighbours house and drink an excessive amount of alcohol. Often involuntary and used as a ploy of revenge for a massive hangover. Note doesn't have to be direct neighbour.
Wow! Gina and Vince came over last night and drank a 40oz. Mike (neighbours husband) I can't believe she spanked the neighbour. Brittany I made her have three GTs also
by Mikesmithatl December 25, 2016
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A stupid TV soap which was made before Home and Away (which is a great show) but now copies Home and Away story lines, has totally pathetic lame acting, cheap production, has the feel of an English tv show (boring and old) and is a waste of a good timeslot of television viewing. It always competes with Home and Away for the bigger audience but doesn't come close, Home and Away just has that extra edge and hotness to it. The reason it's so succesful is coz the English people in England and the English in Australia love it....boringggggg
Some loser: Yay neighbours is on now!
A normal person: I'd rather watch the news...actually lets watch neighbours coz I need something to laugh at...like their acting skills..

If you're a nobody actor then join neighbours....remember Big Brother's Blair acts on it...or if you wanna be a squeeky singer, but can't get a record deal then join Neighbours first...Kylie Minogue, Natalie Imbruglia (ok at least this one can actually sing), Holly Valance are a few...the list goes on

If you're a boring old person watch Neighbours, if you're a hot, cool teenager watch Home and Away.
by JeJay December 25, 2005
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neighbourhood NiNja

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generally residing in a Caucasian neighbourhood. possessing a lvl 10 skill in shootouts and lvl 5 bradvoidence. only council members are aware of really identity and physical/astral location. only known weakness is dimsum. known to hav unleashed the wonderpalm technique in dire situations
girls - where you guys going
Snow - noids
girl 1 - who is that?
*smoke bomb*
girl 2 - who took my dimsum
by foug January 15, 2005
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toms neighbour bradley

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thomas' bitch, hes little fuck shit, hes pimp cunt, hes money maker, hes wank bucket, hes under age of consent fun, hes little romeo casablancka, hes little lisp flasher
tom- oi bradley, wots the rudest word u know begining with w?
bradley- i dont know thomassssssssss
tom- its wank
bradley- wots that thomassssssss
tom- ill show u bradley
by thomas_the_bombus January 21, 2005
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when you and your neighbor are bored as hell and do some shat to make you un-bored
Well Jimbo, we just neighbored fixatun.
by Murmantskable February 24, 2022
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