Narwhal

When a bald person sticks a suction cup dildo on their head and fucks a woman with it

I narwhaled Becky so hard last night.

by Agnes444 May 10, 2021

Narwhal

A narwhal is another amazing and cute version of a unicorn. A sea unicorn if you will. always protect narwhals. You can also dress like a narwhal for Halloween to show your love of them!

Stranger: do you like narwhal?
You: Yeah they’re great! I love sea unicorns!

by Yourmom<333 November 10, 2021

narwhal

The male counterpart of a unicorn: a man who engages sexually with a couple.

Tim and Amy finally found their narwhal, and no one has heard from them in weeks.

by femalenhancement November 22, 2022

Narwhal

A unicorn of the sea.

That guy/girl next door was claiming to be a shark, but really he/she is just a narwhal.

by Snowboy Jr. December 22, 2022

Narwhal

When a person with long hair puts all of it outstretched in front of them, puts a long hair bonnet on, then ties it with multiple hair ties until completely solid. This tied hair cylinder is then inserted into a woman's anus while the tongue of the hair owner licks the woman’s vagina.

“Did you hear what happened to Jessica? She got Narwhalled last night, and she let Micheal of all people do it”

by Random N-Word March 3, 2025

Narwhal.

A horn whale type creature that when you tend to tell people about it the first thing they think is 'Could you have sex with it?'

"DUDE ITS A FREAKING NARWHAL.!"
"A what?"
"A horned whale."
"You ever you know...?"
"No, what?"
"Tap that?"
"Dude thats just wrong"

by DisasterLindsey. May 19, 2009

Narwhal Appreciation Day

April 22nd. A day for marveling at the beauty of narwhals, ancestors of unicorns.

Stephanie: "Guess what today is!"
Sarah: "Friday?"
Stephanie: "Narwhal Appreciation Day!"
Sarah: "I LOVE NARWHALS!"

by HollyHeywood November 2, 2011