napoli

3. To publicly reveal a fantasy that would better have been kept private.

Bill O'Reilly napolis wistfully on the murders that would have ensued if one of John Wayne's or Clint Eastwood's cowboy characters had stumbled across the Brokeback Mountain lovers.

by Arcadia Berger April 19, 2006

Napolitano Pastry

A rare American pastry beloved by and named for Neo-Mussolini heroine Janet Napolitano, Boss Lady of the TSA, filled with a custardy concoction of toddlers' panty messes decorated with delightfully soft turd kisses - all harvested by the TSA from the bowels of 95 year old dying American grandmothers and crying American toddlers at US airports.

There aren't many turd-custard filled dessert recipes that offer a lovely light pastry filled with 95 year old creamy cancer-filled diarrhea such as this Janet Napolitano pastry.

Outside of the TSA boss lady and her friends in al Qaeda, you won't find many Americans able to harvest the ingredients needed to make this rare Fascist delicacy, like this Napolitano Pastry invented by, named for and scarfed down by Janet Napolitano every morning!

by BitsySchlap June 29, 2011

Narcolism

A disease that makes you instantly retarted and can never be undone, once you get it you can never get rid of it. Narcolism makes you dumb, say stupid things and act out. You also get into dumb arguments that are not relevant to the topic

guy what the hell is he doing
guy 2 I don’t know he probably has narcolism

by That guy05 April 24, 2018

naralis

Naralis will just be nice to you at first but then when you get to know her she got a big ass head.

Naralis- Big ass head eating McDonald’s in Florida

by Naralis May 3, 2021

Narcolingus

Falling asleep while performing cunnilingus.

You remember Friday night when Gary was going down on that chick and passed out half-way through? A clear cut case of narcolingus if I've ever seen one.

by Crayon73 October 4, 2010

napoli

Naples, the Liverpool (and therefore armpit) of Italy

by bigmeuprudeboy September 10, 2003

neroli

another word for asshole

watch it bitch or im goona shove my dick in your neroli!!

by freaks at home December 23, 2003