fuck my shit up

To tell your Barber/Hair Stylist to give you a strange or messed up haircut.

"Hey fam fuck my shit up nigga."

by FlimFamMan July 29, 2015

McShit

Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known as aMcShit with Lies.

I'm just off for a McShit.

by Apple martini2 December 30, 2008

mushit

When you download music that says its one thing but really is something else. can also be used when someone adds words or lines into music

Dave: hey man, what is this shit?

Greg: i supposedly downloaded "i love college" but this sounds like...cher! its too horrible!!!

Dave: damn this is mushit!


Jenna: Yeah! this is great musi-

Song: Free ringtones! at www.myrings.com

Jenna: aww what mushit

by urbanfalafel March 30, 2009

meshitis

Is the inflammation surrounding an implanted surgical mesh. Often caused by the body rejecting the mesh.

The patient was was suffering acute pain caused by meshitis.

by mcfc1961 July 23, 2019

Plastered Mcshitfaced

When someone exceeds one's own toxicity level on st. patty's day, during the "plastered mcshitfaced" stage it's rumored that one sees leprechauns and a pot of gold as well as a speaking with an Irish brogue.

I was so plastered mcshitfaced I could have sworn I saw two leprechauns doing anal on a pot of gold.

by Brandon aka Shamus O'Tool March 11, 2013

Sellin my shit

When you’re playing a video game and your teammate or teammates perform terribly causing you to lose the game

Y’all sellin my shit this is why I don’t like playing with randoms

by Corey Huncho June 17, 2020

Mcshittle

The term Mcshittle refers to the meaning of eating a Mc Donalds breakfest sandwich such as a Mcgriddle or any other sanwich and after 5 mins of being done with it. You start shitting horribly. Thus having the Mcshittles.

I ate a mcgriddle today and 5 minutes later I had to Mcshittle.

I just Mcshittle'd in my pants!!

by johnson l October 17, 2006