Performing cunnilingus i.e. placing one's mouth and tongue on, around and in the vagina and going for it!
"Hey Doris, I'm feeling rather peckish - get yer knickers off luv and let me do some muffin munching."
by silkpouch September 26, 2007
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Sebastion begged Ashley for a Kansas muffin hooper last night and she willingly obliged.
Molly and Trey love to Kansas muffin hooper all night long.
Sebastion begged Ashley for a Kansas muffin hooper last night and she willingly obliged.
Molly and Trey love to Kansas muffin hooper all night long.
by JJAAMMSS April 17, 2009
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The mass of testicles that are created when multiple males rest their scrota on a female's (or male's) head or face.
Spencer's eyes, nose, mouth, and right ear were completely covered by a muffin blob last Thursday night.
by 7200A December 5, 2007
Get the Muffin blob mug.Someone at Dunkin Donuts who punches muffins, yet to be delivered, with the sole purpose of relieving stress.
I'm glad he didn't kick the dog, but did that Muffin Puncher really have to ruin my coffee cake pastry?
by Scrabble Muffin Puncher December 5, 2014
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Get the Muffin Bumping mug.When a mechanic or repair person invents a ridiculous error or problem with your vehicle, appliance or device during inspection, which requires you to pay for fictitious repair.
“Sorry ma’am, it looks like your muffin-cake has blown a gasket. We’ll fix it right away! “The mechanic said, winking to his assistant after a customer was successfully muffin-caked.
by TrishaE September 27, 2019
Get the Muffin-caked mug.A sunny side up egg on an english muffin. Pronounced when running the words egg-on-a-muffin together. Usually popular amongst those of Polish decent.
Hey mom, can you make me breakfast?
Sure, let me make you an eggnon muffin.
Elizabeth what are you making us for breakfast?
My famous eggnon muffin's obviously!
Sure, let me make you an eggnon muffin.
Elizabeth what are you making us for breakfast?
My famous eggnon muffin's obviously!
by Elzbieta January 19, 2012
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