David isn't joining us for the game because he wants to spend time with his wife. He's super-married.
by alxdr August 19, 2009
Get the super-married mug.A woman who takes care of all the cooking, cleaning, and financial responsibility of her bills and half of her husband's bills while raising his kids, getting nothing in return for her sacrifices, working night and day shifts as he comes home doing the bare minimum, expecting his single married wife to be his chef, therapist, maid, and caretaker, catching an attitude when asked to clean up after himself, cook dinner, take out the trash, fix the plumbing, watch the kids, or go grocery shopping, but has the nerve to want sex from his single married wife when he wants it unprotected at that it's better to be single and child free than to deal with an adult male with the mindset of adolescent child that'll never grow up and mature into adulthood, if men have anything it's the audacity to require a traditional women without playing the role of traditional man that provides, protects, respect, emotional intelligence, support, chivalrous, integrity, stability, courtmananship.
A single married wife is a lonely, depressing life to live on a daily basis. I'd rather expand my dating options knowing that a single married wife is more prevalent in certain cultures than others with high levels of misogyny, narcissism, incel behavior, and baby mama culture. I'm choosing myself by broadening my horizons and vetting men from cultures that differ from my own while valuing a woman's worth in countries like Greece, Spain, Albania, Sweden, Bulgaria, Bosnia, Serbia, Palestine, Guatamala, Tunisia, Algeria, Bermuda,the Cayman Islands, the Marshall Islands,the Northern Mariana Islands, Antigua, Samoa, Socotra, Azerbaijan, Belgium, Scotland, Canouan, Seychelles, Mauritius, Martinique, Cajun, Romania, Belarus, Montenegro, Andorra, Austria, Cyprus, Gibraltar, Iceland, Salvador, Hungary, Czech, Jordanian, Finland, Luxembourg, New Caledonia, Monaco, Estonia, Macau, Guernsey, Peru, Montreal.
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When two people have a friendship but are constantly fighting, old married couple is used as a metaphor.
by Hajiki Monafla January 30, 2010
Get the Old Married Couple mug.Married S&M. Snoring & Masturbating. When the wife snores in the bedroom and the husband masturbates in another room.
Guy 1- What's your secret to being married so long? Guy 2- S&M. Guy 1- Wow, you wife likes bondage? Guy 2- No, Married S&M, she snores and I masturbate.
by supersab October 13, 2010
Get the married s&m mug.generally performed first thing in the morning before work starts and anyone is awake. sneak out to kitchen, turn lights on, start kettle boiling so as to make noise to act as the alibi proving you are in the kitchen, sneak very softly to the toilet an crank the shit outta yourself, sneak back out to kitchen then walk loudly back to toilet and piss loudly to give you a legitimate reason to be flushing toilet.
(alarm goes of) *beep beep beep*
(think to yourself) "hmmm....another piss fat. time for married sex"
(think to yourself) "hmmm....another piss fat. time for married sex"
by screaming axe wound February 6, 2010
Get the married sex mug.A city full of congestion, trafic, gas stations on every corner, guys with lifted trucks, dirtbike or a quad in the back. alot of posers. A prison looking school. and some really nice houses. A lot of idiot drivers. and even more trafic. Also known as the 951
by 6ixx June 11, 2006
Get the murrieta mug.Having a fantasy/crush on a married man, whom you suspect is sexually attracted to you, but you know he won't actually leave his wife, so it's kinda safe. And fun.
by MiaMya February 1, 2010
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