thomiss muller

Nickname given to Bayern Munich and Germany forward Thomas Muller after his incredible miss vs England in the round of 16 of EURO 2020.

You know at Bayern we have ThoMISS Muller. (Referring to his pun about Robert Lewandowski)

by SkywalkerRx8 January 11, 2022

Ms. Muller

To be Ms. Mullered is to be absolutely destroyed

Person 1: Dude, what happened?
Person 2: I got Ms. Mullered :(
Person 1: Just end it dude

by skinnydoodle April 25, 2018

Muller

The act of harmfully slide tackling or two footing an individual that is on the opposing side of a football match or any other sport that involves CONTACT! After this act you may receive a formal or aggressive warning from the person monitoring the game which could then result in a fine or a sending off.

Player: He's being a cocky fucker, go on muller 'em!

Player2: The other day I was absolutely mullered!

by MunchMan123 April 21, 2020

Muller

A Muller - to have tea and a lie down

"Sorry boys can’t come having a Muller."

by Ninxdough July 08, 2020

Muller

A hairy man, with a small penis, and a giant personality that suffers from gout.

Woah, that mate over there looks like a Muller check out his limp. / woah check out that werewolf he’s probably a Muller.

by Christianx8a March 09, 2024

muller light greek yogurt

when she sit on your chode and you grab her by the hips and start vigorously shaking her up and down like a spray can, the smaller the penis the stronger the intensity

kyan: i had to give her the muller light greek yogurt last night

me: because it’s too small?

keean: ye uh

by no1mlpfan March 07, 2021

mullered

The first railway murder committed by Franz Müller.
Bludgeoned Thomas Briggs to death.
So if you had serious head injuries, you was Mullered!

'you see the state of him?...he got mullered'

by jimmyap September 04, 2022