Hercules Mulligan

1. A really loud and unexpected sound, usually in a middle of a song
2. A spy on the inside
3. Tailors apprentice
4. Fuckboy
5. A person who doesn't need introduction
6. Gets the f**k back up

"Whoa that sure was a Hercules Mulligan!"
"I hired a Hercules Mulligan to spy on my enemies."
"I'm sewing pants, I'm actually a Hercules Mulligan
"He sure looks like a Hercules Mulligan"

by LunKa March 2, 2017

Mulletware

Software that (following the concept of business up front and party in the back) is poorly written and/or the database is not normalized or designed poorly, but still manages to funtion for the end user.

Windows ME would qualify as mulletware.

Wait, that barely worked at all.

by Janarchy July 25, 2012

Mullening

1. The pathetic act of attributing a ridiculously poor performance or failure of effort to a set of universal variables not unique to the failing entity, often discounting the importance of the competition event. Usage of this verb references Coach Dan Mullen’s leadership before and after the Florida Gators 55-20 loss to Oklahoma in the 2020 Cotton Bowl, a game in which Florida had 60 available players. The 2020 season also saw Florida lose to LSU, a contest in which the Tigers had 54 available players.

Usage of the verb also can specifically reference general excuse making with unfounded swagger, often to the point of discounting the value or quality of an available roster.

“Man, At least we can count on our coach not to Mullen our way through this game”

“•Coach, tell us why you lost today?
- well I won’t Mullen to you. We just got beat. It was an important game and we were proud of the guys we fielded.”

“I would invite their team to our bowl but I really don’t want them Mullening. Who do we know that would just show up and play instead of Mullening it in”

by Gatorswearjeanshorts January 1, 2021

Mandy Mulleting

The Obsessive compulsion to sit next to somebody no matter how many seats are available, An extreme Mandy Mulleter will make physical contact making the victim very uncomfortable.

Bob: "Hey bill."

Bill: "HI!"

Bob: "take a seat i just bought 3 new couches last week"

Bill: *Sits very close to Bob, practically on his lap"

Bob: .....

-Please help spread the use of the word "Mandy Mulleting"

by JocobH69 July 25, 2011

Mulligan Stew

When a golfer shits in his pants and plays an entire round of golf in the hot sun.

Andy, why is there a huge stain on the back of your shorts did you sit in something? Oh it's no big deal I shit my pants this morning and I'm now making some Mulligan Stew.

by Catman - 63 April 26, 2013

matty mullins

A lead singer for one of the best bands in the world, MEMPHIS MAY FIRE.

"Man, that lead singer Matty Mullins, from Memphis May Fire is a total badass!"

by RatedMagicBman August 22, 2012

Mr. Mullady

A large, semi husky man, usually wearing unique ties. usually like to make everyone laugh and wants to become a comedian although does not, knowing that he will not preform well in front of a large audience.

I wish i had a mr. mullady as my dad

by FGKJAFBK May 27, 2009