muffins

A term used when something does not go your way, you forgot something, you lost something, or can't find something.

Often used as an expression of frustration. Can be substituted instead of a curse word in front of children.

Aww muffins, I forgot her birthday was today!

I can't find my keys! MUFFINS!

by Shark Farts March 18, 2010

muffins

when a girl got big tits

yo did you see that bitch wit those boss muffins

by Anthony Garza November 3, 2006

Muffin

A whore; immoral woman; adulteress

That woman is such a muffin, she's like the neighborhood bike everyone's had a ride!

by Psalmist Says June 14, 2018

muffin

Refers to a baby in utero.

How's the lil' muffin doin'? Is he done yet?

by onceadadalwaysadad January 16, 2010

muffin

1. a tastey anytime snack available in multiple delicious flavors
2. a slang term for a six foot tall wild beast, namely amanda.
3. a term of endearment
4. a vampire in food formation

1. I had a corn muffin for breakfast!
2. AHH its a muffin! RUN!
3. Aww muffin, I love you!

by Leah322 May 18, 2008

muffin

one who is willing to go the extra mile and sacrifice everything in the name of fun.

See www.themuffins.com for details

by miss muffy March 21, 2005

Muffins

A euphemism for the word nothing.

"Hey what are you up to?"
"eh, muffins."

by Buffalos December 28, 2008