Midnight Mudslide

Similar to a wet dream, a midnight mudslide occurs when an individual defecates in bed due to a dream. The fecal matter is then smeared around in the sheets as the individual rolls around in their sleep thereby creating a midnight mudslide.

I had a midnight mudslide last night; I had to throw away my sheets.

by jfont April 20, 2021

Acapulco Mudslide

Where you’re double teaming a lady friend with another guy, one guy at each end (commonly known as a spit roast, or pig on a spit) you stick your thumb up your own ass (DTT - drop the thumb). You go for a high five with the other guy, missing the offered hand on purpose, and stick your thumb in his mouth.

What happened last night?

Benny and I met up with this crazy chick, went to back to her room. While we were spit-roasting her, I hammered Benny with an Acapulco Mudslide.

No way?!

Way. Dude nearly vomited on the back of her head.

by Sharts At Will February 3, 2012

Suburban Mudslide

When you poop on a girls chest and then proceed to titty fuck her.

Person 1: Dude, I totally had the runs last night, so i had to pull a Suburban Mudslide on my bitch.

Person 2: Thats fucking haggard dude.

by JTECTNB April 7, 2010

Mentos mudslide

The act of inserting a full package of mentos to the inside of an asshole during anal sex and - subsequently - adding your jizz and a glass of diet coke to the mix.

Drinking the ensuing mudslide is optional.

Jerry gave Melanie the best mentos mudslide ever; she gaped like a pro and the ass-geyser was at least 7in high!

by diabolicphallus December 19, 2007

Chameleon Mudslide

A sexual act which consists of one parter doing a hand stand while the other partner takes a dump on their chest.

Billy hates when his girlfriend gives him a Chameleon Mudslide because there is always a mess to clean up :)

by Nick LaRose June 25, 2008

wyoming mudslide

When a girl wipes herself back-to-front causing cross contamination of the vaginal area resulting in a mudslide like consistently. This phenomena is frequently occurring in females of Wyoming decent due to their lack of common sense and overall poor hygiene habits.

That drunk broad just gave herself a Wyoming Mudslide. No way I'm taking her home tonight.

by MrSlick June 14, 2014

Kentucky Mudslide

A Kentucky Mudslide is afterbirth of anal sex. It is the jizz/shit mixture that is involuntarily farted out of the woman's anus and on to the bed sheets after a man ejaculates in her ass.

Tom: "I heard that Katie is a freak, she toss your salad or what?"

Mike: "Dude, I gave that bitch a Kentucky Mudslide and it totally fucked up her new white bedspread!"

by TommyD53 March 23, 2009