moscicki

An old polish word for a man who is stylishly on the verge of impotence.

"Oh, Alex? He might as well be a moscicki the way he underperforms."

by T to tha G-wack May 3, 2005

mossin

to grow organically from a fixed position, with growth stimulated by chronic consumption

After hitting numerous bowls, Max is mossing hard in the LA cafeteria.

by Mossman_99 March 2, 2009

mossycult

THE BEST TIK TOK ACCOUNT EVER, they are all super sexy and hot and are the most creative people on the app

“have you seen mossycult new tik tok it made me shir myslef”

by adough March 30, 2021

Mosscord

A discord server of perpetual torment and bunger

Mosscord is a server that entirely revolves around a single emote :zote:

by MothlessMind June 20, 2021

mossible

something that has the ability to have moss grown onto it

yo bro did you notice that zink's house is mossible bro? what the flip.....

by Stormento November 4, 2023

Doody Mosaic

The splattering of doody on the back of the toilet bowl, usually placed there by a man, which sometimes takes on the beautiful effect of an Italian Renaissance mosaic. It is particularly difficult to remove and sometimes needs to be scraped.

While cleaning the bathroom this morning, I noticed the doody mosaic eerily resembled Alfred Hitchcock smoking a cigar.

by SheLarry June 24, 2010

mossip

male gossip that likes to spread rumors, talk about sexual things, make out with girls named caroline, and in general wants to be a girl but his parents wont let him

Jacob:"hey have u herd that jack made out with laura in the middle of the hall?"

Josh :"im a normal guy so i dont care about that kinda stuff u mossip!"

by shitfaced69 October 7, 2009