Moscow Mitch

Thats when you get drunk on vodka and then shit the bed. Just like Mitch McConnell shit the bed helping america through the pandemic

I pulled a Moscow Mitch last night...woke up covered in shit....again.

by Wisdom of an og October 22, 2020

Moscow Mule

A courier or smuggler of Russian influence into other countries.

Trump is such a Moscow Mule.

by FakeNews2019 March 22, 2019

Moscow Milk

Moscow milk is the deposit you receive when giving head to a Russian man. When he comes in your mouth you get the extra bonus of a shot of vodka with the ejaculant. Given the Russians drink vodka like water, its a nice kick while you are swallowing his thick semen.

The Moscow milk is best consumed around Happy Hour.

Man I gave Serge the longest head last night and he gave me a Moscow Milk. It tasted like the good shit so I ain't hating it.
And guess what, I swallowed in one gulp. It was like a while Russian minus the kahlua.

by Ubercougar March 2, 2014

Shot In Moscow

Drinking a chilled shot of Russian vodka chased with a Cherry Meister SLINGSHOT Party Gel

I started the night off with a Shot in Moscow and don't remember much else from that evening.

by RTD January 6, 2009

Moscow Plumber

A male with a russian-style mustache that sucks the fecal matter from a woman's anus

Josh is a Moscow Plumber

Bill has performed a moscow plumber on that bitch

by Pimpdaddy'oKyle February 9, 2010

Moscow Square

An awesome band from Warrington (with a rather sexy lead singer named Dave)

Jealous Musician 1 -
"Oh wow, did you watch Moscow Square last night?"

Jealous Musician 2 -
"Yeah man, they were awesome!"

by LoveNotRiots August 31, 2009

moscow minute

The opposite of New York minute. Though in some contexts it may mean exactly the same as New York minute. Use your brain to work it out.

It took him a Moscow minute to realize the Titanic was indeed gonna run straight into that iceberg.

by FenikZ August 24, 2008