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moose

verb. Grabbing a woman's breasts. The term is in contrast to grabbing her rear end, which would be 'goosing'. Usually accompanied by a loud shout of "Moose!"
She wasn't paying attention, so I moosed her.
by Sarah Krentz January 11, 2009
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moose

1. a large, tall or heavy person of either gender: a fat and/or homely woman should be more properly called a 'cow' (conventional slang)
2. any large animal or thing (colloquial)
1. That 6' 5" 375 pound lineman is a real moose!
2. My German Shepherd dog is a MOOSE 150 pounds!!
That Kenworth truck is a moose for size!!
by Jon64Bailey July 16, 2009
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Moose

1)n. A Canadian woodland quadra-ped, has flat antlers but loses them every summer
2)n. someone who is crazy, or just said something or did something crazy
3)adj. discribing someone who resembles def.2
4)v. to play video games, to make cookies (or bake in general), have sex

pl.) moosi (mooss-î)
1)The other night i almost hit a moose.
2)Did you see him dancing? hes such a moose.
3)That was such a moose thing to do.
4)Last night i moosed with your sister. (all may apply)

pl.) Wow those weird kids are a bunch of moosi.
by Moose face...cakes October 5, 2006
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Moose

the coolest animal in the history of forever.
Katie ahs DMD (Defected Moose Disorder)
by The Shadow Molester May 13, 2005
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moose

A term for someone who eats a lot of food at one sitting. They can be large or small, but most often are large.
Wow why don't you eat the whole kitchen while your at it, moose!
by Nathan the Moose April 18, 2010
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Mooseing

Having anal sex with a girl placing your hands on her hips and slowly raising them to head height in the shape of antlers impersonating a moose with out her seeing what you are doing.
Im mooseing that girl tonight
by fraggletron January 7, 2012
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Moose

When two guys are at both ends of a lady friend, pig on spit style. Both men hold there hands up to there heads, fingers spread, moose antler like. One looks to the other and says "I am the moose". The other looks and says "No, I am the moose". They both then lock horns, whilst roasting their female friend.
Will and Alex came home from overseas and told of their moose in Canada.
by Travi January 24, 2008
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