molastic

something that is extremely slow moving. (excruciatingly slow.)

"The pacing of that movie was molastic, I thought it would never end!"

"This internet connection is molastic. I've been trying to download this file for an hour."

by Hey, Strange May 10, 2008

Monacle Lewinsky

a female intern who parades around the Washington D.C. area wearing broken eye glasses (only one leg).

Nathalie: "My glasses broke! They now only have one leg!"
Gaby: "How are you going to do your internship in D.C.? You're almost blind!
Nathalie: "I guess I just have to man up and do it."
Gaby: "Alright, Monacle Lewinsky!"

by gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa May 4, 2011

Molag Bal

The ruler of Coldharbor and the Daedric prince of fuckery .

Can’t wait to go to kill Molag Bal!

by Mr.MonopolyMan256 June 25, 2019

molahs

a word meaning goodbye in andrialand.

HISTORY:

A man was spotteth by ancienteth explorereth Andreth the Greateth. He fought for he right to say the swear word "Shalom", but Andreth the Greateth defeated him. The word molahs, the backwards version, is now used as a comforting saying of goodbye in andrialand.

Molahs my friends! I must reviseth, molahs!

by Linda Zingo June 4, 2020

Molag Ballin

Daedric Lord of dominating the court.

N'wah 1: Bosmer Bussy
N'wah 2: Molag Ballin

by nwah October 11, 2021

Mona Lisa

Essentially the girl that you wish and hope to be with one day

“What’s your Mona Lisa?”
“My Mona Lisa is a girl who has got a killer personality, is very smart and naturally just gorgeous.”
“ damn, where can I find one of those.”

by kosinthehous100 August 3, 2018

E-Mola

A random big and disgusting mole, that grows on your body out of nowhere.

-Don't touch the mole or you will end up catching E-Mola

by Shadow_Assassin January 26, 2017