Emola is a highly infectious disease that spreads rapidly through humans and causes severe injury to those infected or even
death.
Emola spreads quickly through humans although it strangely has a higher transmition rate in those aged
13 to 24. Anyone can come down with the disease but the elderly and young infants to toddlers rarely come down with it.
Emola is spread through shared needles, most bodily fluids including tears and in some rare cases emails or other forms of electronic communication such as
MySpace,
FaceBook, web sites promoting rock bands or online dictionaries that define terms in pop culture.
Symptoms of emola include uncontrollable crying, tendency to complain, tendency to inflict personal harm, tendency to cause property damage, addiction to social networking sites, addiction to the color
black, addiction to rock
music with high-pitched vocal ranges and
heavy use of power chords, uncontrollable
harsh criticism of anything for no apparent reason and may possibly lead oneself to committ suicide. Treatment includes many different options but mostly includes sitting in a nearly deserted room with no sharp objects colored with bright colors with a smiling psychologist from some
big-name university or
college sitting in front of you with just a table in between the 2 of you with a "mirror" on one wall and hidden cameras placed everywhere in the room.
There is no known prevention for emola at this
time except staying away from people who have contracted the disease and cutting off all forms of communication with them.
I really hope
Susan gets over her
case of emola , she screamed at me last weekend because I wasn't wearing
black and I didn't bring my pocketknife for her.