E-Mola 

A random big and disgusting mole, that grows on your body out of nowhere.

-Don't touch the mole or you will end up catching E-Mola

E-Mola by Shadow_Assassin January 26, 2017

Emoland 

A ironic playground for emo kids/teens, where the poor unfortunate tortured souls can set thier fears in motion. A intense place where everyone with depressed thoughts linger at one point and time.

While I lived in emoland the lawn always cut it's self.

Emoland by Kate Monster June 2, 2011

Emolay 

A very high spirited person who will be there for you when you need comfort. This person will never leave your side. They'll keep your secrets until they die and will never talk about you. They are the funny type of person. They'all make you laugh for days over something that wasn't even that funny. This person is a hippie type of person.

Are you down? You need to talk to Emolay.

Emolay by Jøsh Dun December 19, 2016

emola  

Emola is a highly infectious disease that spreads rapidly through humans and causes severe injury to those infected or even death.

Emola spreads quickly through humans although it strangely has a higher transmition rate in those aged 13 to 24. Anyone can come down with the disease but the elderly and young infants to toddlers rarely come down with it.

Emola is spread through shared needles, most bodily fluids including tears and in some rare cases emails or other forms of electronic communication such as MySpace, FaceBook, web sites promoting rock bands or online dictionaries that define terms in pop culture.

Symptoms of emola include uncontrollable crying, tendency to complain, tendency to inflict personal harm, tendency to cause property damage, addiction to social networking sites, addiction to the color black, addiction to rock music with high-pitched vocal ranges and heavy use of power chords, uncontrollable harsh criticism of anything for no apparent reason and may possibly lead oneself to committ suicide. Treatment includes many different options but mostly includes sitting in a nearly deserted room with no sharp objects colored with bright colors with a smiling psychologist from some big-name university or college sitting in front of you with just a table in between the 2 of you with a "mirror" on one wall and hidden cameras placed everywhere in the room.

There is no known prevention for emola at this time except staying away from people who have contracted the disease and cutting off all forms of communication with them.

I really hope Susan gets over her case of emola , she screamed at me last weekend because I wasn't wearing black and I didn't bring my pocketknife for her.

emola by Sid Barrett January 9, 2008

Emola Pandemic 

A newly discovered widespread disease with over 1000 confirmed cases. All victims share the same symptoms first starting with partial blindness and then an urge to burrow needlessly. Eventually the victim will lose its mind and burrow underground until they starve themselves.

Do you think Obamacare covers the Emola Pandemic?

Emola Pandemic by Denny Molden October 22, 2014

emola 

an insidious disease affecting wussbags everywhere. symptoms include listening to coldplay, wearing thick rimmed glasses and dumb sweaters... and being CRAAAB PEOPLE.

"waaa everyone hates me and my life sucks... maybe I have EMOla"

emola by konshuss November 18, 2005

emolarious 

1. n. The state of being in a emotionally depressed state, similar to the mood induced by listening to emo music. However, the mood is intentionally brought out to such an extreme that it parodies itself, and turns into its own comic releif.

2. adj. A way to describe emo scenesters when their behavior is all too typical.

Where's my cardigan? I'm feeling emolarious today.

Hey, did you see those kids at the show? They were so sad it was emolarious!

emolarious by EarthMkII July 1, 2005