Take care of the family or deal with family business. Stay home.
orig. Homer Simpson's mantra while on the job at the nuclear reactor: "Must monitor the core. Must monitor the core. Must....
orig. Homer Simpson's mantra while on the job at the nuclear reactor: "Must monitor the core. Must monitor the core. Must....
by Muskox February 17, 2006
by det.und October 04, 2005
A nosy piece of shit whose only purpose in life is to pop up out of no where and spoil your plans while on school grounds. These motherfuckers ain't got shit else to do but sniff sniff you out on campus, peer through the little crack in the bathroom stall while your mans is sucking you down on the toilet and giving you series and shit, and ruin the fun! Instead of joining in, these bitches will write you up and get you expelled, and just ruin your whole mother fucking day, so if you see one, steer clear and DONT let them catch you fucking!
by Zerealdankbeauteh March 01, 2018
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 02, 2022
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The thing every male does at one point or another when he's stuck in any form of a shopping center with a woman.
Friend One: Hey you wanna go play video games later.
Friend Two: No I can't my girls going shopping, I'll most likely be Mall-Monitoring.
Friend Two: No I can't my girls going shopping, I'll most likely be Mall-Monitoring.
by dr. bustanut November 12, 2014
To look at all the things on a retail site without making a purchase.
You can look but you can't buy.
You can look but you can't buy.
by SociallyRetarded December 04, 2011