monitor the core

Take care of the family or deal with family business. Stay home.

orig. Homer Simpson's mantra while on the job at the nuclear reactor: "Must monitor the core. Must monitor the core. Must....

Jody: Hey Brad, wanna go to the bar and get some beers?
Brad: Naw, must monitor the core.

by Muskox July 24, 2008

monitor malaise

When you get sick from looking at a computer monitor.

shit man, i gotta go to the other room, i am gettin mad monitor malaise from bein in here.

by det.und October 4, 2005

Mall-Monitoring

The thing every male does at one point or another when he's stuck in any form of a shopping center with a woman.

Friend One: Hey you wanna go play video games later.
Friend Two: No I can't my girls going shopping, I'll most likely be Mall-Monitoring.

by dr. bustanut November 11, 2014

campus monitor

A nosy piece of shit whose only purpose in life is to pop up out of no where and spoil your plans while on school grounds. These motherfuckers ain't got shit else to do but sniff sniff you out on campus, peer through the little crack in the bathroom stall while your mans is sucking you down on the toilet and giving you series and shit, and ruin the fun! Instead of joining in, these bitches will write you up and get you expelled, and just ruin your whole mother fucking day, so if you see one, steer clear and DONT let them catch you fucking!

"Oh shit, here comes a campus monitor. Hurry up and pull your skirt down!"

by Zerealdankbeauteh May 8, 2018

Monitor Mite

A small living creature inside of a monitor or LCD TV.

Help!! I have a Monitor Mite!!

by whj812 May 7, 2009

144hz monitor

A monitor that can display 144fps. Smoother than 60hz

"I need a 144hz monitor"

"why?"

"60fps looks choppy to me."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 2, 2022

Monitor Shopping

To look at all the things on a retail site without making a purchase.

You can look but you can't buy.

A: Ay, whatcha doing?

B: Monitor shopping on Asos.

A: Had to pay rent?

B: Yup.

by SociallyRetarded December 4, 2011