The most ignorant and volatile person to exist. She is chunky with an absurd muffin top. Her eyes seep out of her head because she’s sucked so much dick. You could mistake her as an “Oompa Loompa” from Charlie in the Chocolate Factory. (Johnny Depp Edition: 2005). Nobody has ever told her to shut the fuck up but it clearly should’ve been done long before now. She smells so rotten and crusty it makes your eyes and nose run. If she shut the fuck up and applied any of that hot garbage that comes out of her mouth, into her own life. She just might get somewhere.
by Rassclatt9 November 2, 2023
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Definition:
The act of pretending to monitor a situation while actually doing very little; passive oversight disguised as vigilance.
Definition:
The act of pretending to monitor a situation while actually doing very little; passive oversight disguised as vigilance.
Example:
"Though the manager claimed to be watching the production line, his monitration consisted mostly of scrolling through cat videos on his phone."
First Known Use:
August 4th 2025, by Tom Stoddard in Safety during a Production meeting.
"Though the manager claimed to be watching the production line, his monitration consisted mostly of scrolling through cat videos on his phone."
First Known Use:
August 4th 2025, by Tom Stoddard in Safety during a Production meeting.
by Krustee78 August 15, 2025
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