moffed

to have been impaled with extreme prejudice by vengeful unicorns

"Fluttershy really pissed off Rarity last night - she ended up getting moffed."

by spunk bucket August 28, 2015

Moffer

A mock offer to foot the bill on a date.
eg. Guy and girl on their first date at a restaurant. Guy gets his wallet out to pay. Girl is a tight bitch who doesn't believe in gender equality, but moffers to pay in order to hide her true character.

A lack of a moffer should absolutely ensure no second date is considered.

"I was going to pay anyway, but I couldn't believe it when she didn't even moffer".

by Caz Mik October 12, 2015

moffittized

MOFFITT cancer institute baptized with their diagnoses.

local Doctors do not know what their doing I need to be Moffittized before making any decisions for treatment

by MeandmyArrow April 17, 2019

moffey

a guy who sucks at everything he does

wow moffey sucks

by moffey November 23, 2021

Moffee

Mock coffee; a coffee substitute that’s usually caffeine free and either passes as a coffee substitute or is used as such

I heard you’re giving up caffeine for lent,so how is the moffee tasting

by Bellablue00 July 1, 2022

Moffitt

Moffitt , when a person sells weekly tickets for local charities but then uses the money for a side by side

That guy just “Moffitt” all my money for fuck sake , let’s get the bastard Andrew , John and Kevin

by CNDR Ramrod Ironbender October 7, 2022

Moffing Myrtle

A name given to someone when they miss or mess up an action; this could be messing up a dart throw, golf swing or other similar action.

Guy 1: *playing darts* “I can’t hit my 20’s tonight…”
Guy 2: “Looks like Moffing Myrtle has entered town!”

by Nyknup September 17, 2025