D'mitri

A D'mitri is a boy next door type that you can fall in love with and can break your heart. Be careful, he is hard to unravel and very stubborn. Underneath his big walls, there is love.

Man: Hey, is that D'mitri over there?
Woman: Yes, I believe so.
Man: I better go say hi.
Woman: I rather not. He and I are just neighbors. I wish we could be more.

by Mary Jane 111 March 16, 2010

mitlr

Meeting in the ladies room. A meeting where bar employees smoke marijuana. Done in the ladies room for venting purposes and to avoid mooching customers. Pronounced mit-ler.

Bro, we need to break for a mitlr. A mitlr would be perfect right now.

by B.Royal July 3, 2008

Milbrodt

Milbrodt was an ancient king who ruled with his iron dick. He told his peasants that they would die in an epic fire if they didn't worship his mighty iron cock. One day he was struck by lightning and was teleported to 2021 where he had to live in an unfamiliar world. He soon conqured that with his might iron penis. The past was his, the future was his, all that remained was outer space. Soon, he crafted a might space ship shaped as his cock, which was EPIC. He sailed around as a space pirate king conquering race after race of small penised aliens. Today he is known as Milbrodt the Iron King of Galactic Space Dick.

I wish I were as epic as that Milbrodt was.

by SamanthAshli May 25, 2010

Micbrosoft

When you have a bro that is extremely good at fixing windows computers. He is also totally against Macintosh and hates Steve Jobs.

Jeffrey: aww man. all this porn has got my computer all messed up
Jordan: dude just call Jose he's our local Micbrosoft
Jeffrey: oh yeah, he is straight durttty with a computer.

by Merksican August 26, 2011

mitrajit

An epitome of misfortune.

God! He's such a mitrajit, he fell into the gutter again!

by Real canopy 01 May 26, 2018

mitra kuberkar

chutiya

omg hes such a mitra kuberkar, why would someone date him?

by frog4lyf January 16, 2021

Mitran

A handsome man from Đakovo who writres songs to impress maloljetnice and hangs out with kuki to get shares in bitcoin. He has a tendency to kill a person who throws away a half smoked cigar. His favorite drink is wine from a beautiful region in Slavonija called Trnava that his friend Mislav makes.

A person once tried to measure Mitran's penis, legends say he is still doing it.

by Wine enjoyer April 1, 2022