Mindfuck

Brainwashed since toddlerhood by a paternal parent to believe that you are useless, stupid, an intentional fuckup, a burden, unworthy of food, support or any kind of positive attention, should never have been born, and you will never be as important as him.

Some asshole paternal parent of mine had a pathetic need to mindfuck me when I was growing up.
I was completely mindfucked back then.
My shitty asshole paternal parent was the source of my mindfuck.

by The Real Fake Pseudo February 4, 2014

mindfuck

The feeling you get when an event or concept causes all of your preconceived notions of reality to go strait down the toilet. The only known cure for a mindfuck is the song "Dancing Queen".

Justin: "Argh! mindfuck...."

Tom: "Listen to this" -puts on the son Dancing Queen-

Justin: "Hey! My mindfuck is gone!!!"

by Yoko-chan November 4, 2008

MindFucked

A term that rose to popularity after PDiddy said in the spring 2010 movie "Get him to the greek". Herds of sheep then began to say it to describe the summer 2010 movie "Inception".

PDiddy: "I'm mindfucking you right now"
Jonah Hill: "I hope you're wearing a condom because I have a dirty mind"

Random Guy/Sheep: "Dude, Inception was such a mindfuck!"
YOU: " I KNOW IVE READ 30 FACEBOOK STATUS'S SAYING I GOT MINDFUCKED"

by realdanger July 23, 2010

mindfuck

a concept or argument which is fraught with contradictions, and is used as a control tool.

"The way men can appear to both worship and objectify women is the ultimate 20th/21st century mindfuck."

by Scarlett Smith December 12, 2003

MindFuckage

What happens to a student at a mentally demanding college, usually results in a brain of mush. Post mindfuckage can leave a person deemed socially awkward, a nerd, but will prolly make lots of money, all if they can live through the mindfuckage.

"Dude why are tests suck a mindfuckage"
"that class is such a mindfuckage"
"I go to MSOE, now that is a mental Mindfuckage!"

by MSOE mindfuckage Student October 26, 2009

Mindfuck

NEVER LOOK THIS UP ON GOOGLE IMAGES. By saying this I realize that it makes you want to do it more, see reverse phsycology. I'm not sure what it was that I looked up, but I saw an image that said,
"MINDFUCK
when you see it..."
By the time I finished reading the captio- AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Man I shit bricks all day after that, those images are fucking horrifying!
Just make sure you HAVE crapped and pissed before you look this up, because if you shit and piss at the same time in you pants, hahaha that would be fun to watch! Plus you'd need some new underwear, shorts, a couch, carpet, and dignity. If I could hack this page to have a mindfuck image, I would, believe me. Sadly though I can't even hack mario kart wii.

MINDFUCK
WHEN YOU SEE IT, YOU WILL SHIT BRICKS.

by A7X forever August 13, 2010

Mindfuckification

The process of being, or having been, mindfucked.

See also: mindfuck

I would have loved meeting Che Guevara before Castro's mindfuckification settled in!

by Zero von Rotten August 4, 2007