Millennium

The amount of time it takes a person with a name that starts with an a and ends with one to respond to a message you sent them.

Amanda took millenniums to respond to me.

by Maria’s a puta March 31, 2022

Sometime in the next millennium...

Humorous way of saying, "My request is totally non-urgent; I'm just asking if you could please perform this action when it's convenient for you."

Just like the independent/cautious-minded Angus MacGyver (in one of his TV episodes, he grimly remarked, "When someone assuredly tells me not to worry, THAT'S when I START WORRYING!"), anytime someone begins an assistance-request with, "Sometime in the next millennium...", I get nervous, since in all probability it's gonna be an exceptionally difficult/arduous/boring task that they're asking me about, and/or the undertaking may actually be a lot more urgent than even the requester realizes.

by QuacksO September 19, 2018

Millennium Dawn

A fast way to shut off your computer, branded as a Hearts of Iron IV mod.

"My power button doesn't work, maybe I'll try loading up Millennium Dawn"

by PanzerInt January 12, 2024

Millennium Falcon

A piece of junk that needs to be blown out of the sky, according to Kylo Ren.

Millennium Falcon: *exists*
Kylo Ren: BLOW THAT PIECE OF JUNK OUT OF THE SKY!

by Flatblok71 June 21, 2020