milf

An extremely hot middle aged mom, who leaves you in mastabatory bliss nighy and night.

"My friends mom Darlene" is one hot ass MILF!"

by cecilguy September 25, 2003

milf

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A married/not married mother. As long as it is a hot mom (most likely your friends) that you want to fuck, she is considered your MILF. Otherwise, she would be a crockadillapig. Stifler's mother from American Pie was MILF getting layed by Finch.

Oh my god! Did you see Jack's mom? She is such a MILF.

by BurdenInHand December 31, 2014

milf

Mom or Mother i like to fuck

Miss Nadia is my friend's aunt.She is a mother to three children but she is the most sexiest wife and mother in the whole street.She comes daily to her balcony to dry the washed clothes and all the guyz in the nearby houses including me take snaps from digital zooming cameras we r planning to host her website."Hey ahsan your Aunt Nadia is a MILF"

by Pervez Musharaf April 9, 2006

milf

Common misspelling of the word milk.

god milf?!

Sugar pops ain't shit without milf.

Kids love milf.

by That's right,... I am October 31, 2007

milf

mother id like to fuck.

well, britney spears for instance is americans milf

by duker00lz May 16, 2006

milf

The step beyond dank. Amazing.

-Isn't that popcorn dank?
-Yeah man, you know what, its actually milf! Milf popcorn!

by IrisG January 10, 2008

milf

a older woman, young boys want to get it on with. In the past, has been referred to as " mother id like to fuck"

Fred: Bob, your mom is so hot !
Bob : Hey man, thats my mom. Watch your mouth.
Fred : Im sorry Bob. I cant help it if your mom is a total milf.
Bob : Whats that supposed to mean ?
Fred : It means i would hit that

by Boofo-onda September 19, 2010