messiah

Jesus of Nazareth, the King of the Jews

Jesus Christ is the messiah, the anointed one, the savior of mankind, the Son of the living God, and God himself. Apart from him no one can enter heaven or receive eternal life.

by ScottX February 19, 2007

messican

Deliberate slang misspelling for "Mexican"

Goddamned messicans, they come to take our jobs.

by daMotha June 29, 2004

Lionel Messi

A young Argentine soccer star who currently plays for both Argentina and F.C. Barcelona. Having dominated in the u-20 Cup, he went on to become a all-time leading scorer for F.C. Barcelona. He is often compared with Diego Maradona, who declared Messi his prodigy.

C. Ronaldo: How did Barcelona win the Club World Cup?
Pep Guardiola: Because we have Lionel Messi, thats how!

by FDGBoxman December 27, 2011

Messi

Messi is the best soccer player in soccer/football. Many people look up to him and want to be just like him.

A: Wow he is really good at soccer/football!
B: Yea, his name is Messi

by demon_slayer19 August 21, 2020

messhit

telling someone is shit

messi is messhit

by haizooooooooooooooooooo July 15, 2022

Messiah

Messiah is super handsome and is genuinely hot! His smile will light up the room and his presence will make everyone happier. He isn’t sure about Himself but everyone around him sees the most amazing guy ever. If you get to be with Messiah you’re extremely lucky and will find a best friend and the most amazing relationship of your life!

As Messiah began to laugh, my heart skipped a beat and I immediately felt happier.

by Trobdefs November 25, 2021

Leonel Messi

the greatest footballer of all time. He is gifted by God. He was born in Rosario, Argentina on June 24, 1987. He 31 years old. His sons are Mateo Messi, Ciro Messi, and Thiago Messi. His wife is Antonella Roccuzzo. He plays for Barcelona and Argentina (international club). His biggest rival is Christiano Ronaldo, is compared to Messi, but he is nothing like Messi.

fan1: Ronaldo scores at the 88' minute, It's tied
(two minutes later) fan2: Gooooaaaaallll Leonel Messi scores last second to make it 3-2 Barcelona won. Messi is the king of clasicos

by Messithebest trust me November 12, 2018