mateos

A close friend or group of people who you are close to. It is a name you call them which is almost identical to the word “Mate” but with an extra “os” on the end. It is very respectful.

Pronnounciation: May-Toss

Damn, Mateos! That was awesome!

Hey, Mateos, can you pass the salt?

by TheRealStitch May 14, 2018

Matzo

An adorable dog who eats everything they see. Even chocolate which can kill them. It’s also someone who thinks they are huge but they are small and sweet. Also they are Jewish.

My dog is such a Matzo when he eats his food.

by Anal.matzo November 24, 2018

matoos

someone who loves spanish models and slips it in indian teachers

matoos, the 6"5 spanish kid that loves despicito

by thematoosslayer February 3, 2019

Matos

Matos is the type of person that doesnt understand shit, he is clueless most of his lifespan and cant understand anyone or anything.
He is a pretty chill guy, but a fucking dumbass nonetheless.

Hey Matos whats up?

*looks up in the sky*

by Kaecelian September 27, 2019

Matos

A Word used to describe the most handsome, amazing, people on the planet.

Person A: "I admire Bill Gates so Much"
Person B: "Yeah he's such a Matos"

by Griffinshadow September 18, 2020

Matos

Shocking dancer

Yo that kid is a proper Matos

by SpicyBattyCrease October 19, 2020

Matos

Matos means stuff you need to carry an activity whatever the hell that’d be.
It’s a french word and so it’s spread out in all french speaking countries.

My personal favorite use of this word is what is referred to in english as “Stash” and other things. I use Matos to refer to all the shit I use when I’m about to roll a joint (rolling paper, weed, roller, filter, cigarettes ... )

These fellas outdoors and they better not have forgotten their Matos.

Sarah: Tell me you didn’t forget the Matos.

Sam: Fuck ! I knew I forgot something when I left home.

Sarah: Guess we ain’t getting high today :/

by rez_lompardist May 4, 2021