masterbate

how dumb people spell "masturbate"

i gotsta ta go masterbate rihgt no!

by meh July 1, 2003

Masterbation Coma

It happens after a person has masterbated. Mainly happens with guys. The person goes to sleep and wakes up late. Typically if your going to take a nap after masterbating you wont wake up for several hours. They will fall asleep and sleep longer than intended. But of course its a great sleep. Thus the Masterbation Coma.

Steve: Hey, Whats up?

Jon: Nothin.

Steve: Wheres Bob?

Jon: Ehh hes in a Masterbation Coma right now, Lets go with out him.

Steve: Alright.

by GuyWithSomeKnowledge March 27, 2009

Masturbatorium

A masturbatorium is a dank and dark basement . A masturbatorium consists of a lightbulb in the middle of the room under the lightbulb is a three legged stool. You can invite many friends but only three minutes at a time you are not allowed make any noise. There are many festivals and coming of age ceremonies that are held at a masturbatorium. Fuck you🍆🤏🏻🖕

Hey Navied you want to hit the masturbatorium after school, I brought snacks?

by Masturbatorium lover June 1, 2021

Chronic Masturbatory Syndrome

Chronic Masturbatory Syndrome is an affliction given to any person, male or female, normally around puberty, adulthood, and even in old age.

The telltale signs of Chronic Masturbatory Syndrome, or CMS, is very clear. The afflicted person may seem fidgety at points, and express their sexual fantasies.

Then comes the time when they masturbate. A lot.

We're talking 3 to 9 times a day.

This will happen at random times, and can pop up at any time.

They'll look at the most depraved porn just to get off.

This is a condition affecting many, and there is no known cure.

"Hey dude, are you feeling okay?"

"Man, I got a bad case of CMS."

"Chronic Masturbatory Syndrome? I'll get the tissue paper."

by ShantyMan69t February 12, 2013

religious masturbator

A religious masturbator is one who worships god as he or she has nothing better to do with their lives. Often, the point of being religious is to use churches and other christian events as social venues. They try to make God a 'cool dude' basicaly giving God a funboy image like themselves. Religious masturbators, or RMs for short, are often on the pull and use their apparant innocence as an RM in this act, unfortunately, most girls fall for this and in turn, usualy become RMs themselves.

If you go into a church and see a lad sitting in the middle of a group of girls wearing jeans, and an open collared white with light blue striped shirt, hair plastered with gel, u are looking at a religious masturbator

by Heavens Advocate May 13, 2005

MASKURBATOR

Noun
A person who believes that wearing a facemask will solve any problem in regards to Covid19.

And falsely believes that anyone who doesn't wear one is a threat to society because of it.

Noun
A person who cannot function properly with out wearing a face mask and is scared to do so.

" The MASKUBATOR endlessly screamed and carried on in public about people who didn't willingly submit to wearing a mask believing they are a threat to others."

Liz: What's so amusing?
T.Arl: I'm watching all these MASKURBATORs throw tantrums on a Youtube video over something that doesn't prevent transmission of Covid.

Karen: Put a mask on! You're going to make someone sick!
Betty: Pffft. Later MASKURBATOR! I don't have time for this! (walks away)

by ZERO COOL 75 August 3, 2021

Born Again Masturbator

- A person who hasn't masturbated longer than three months.

- A person who decides to stop masturbating

- "Hey Bob, I haven't masturbated for like eight months, I'm a born again masturbator!"

- "I'm gonna become a born again masturbator for my wife cause she wants more time with my cock instead of me."

by JaeJeter February 13, 2009