marriage 

Find a woman you really dislike, then buy her a house.

Marriage - a relationship between married people or the period for which it lasts.

marriage by bronco2121 July 19, 2009

marriage 

"creating perpetual debt all in the name of ancient tradition and a bogus unrealistic institution"

Spending tons of money on a marriage party

marriage by trebills December 6, 2009

marriage 

Prison...slavery...my life...

self exp

marriage by death September 23, 2003

marriage 

the best prison ever invented by female subjects for total control over the male population

blah blah, theysayineedanexample(marriage)

marriage by aquatic™ April 8, 2007

Marriage 

See mistake.

Our marriage was a mistake.

Marriage by Soul Harvester November 7, 2013

marriage 

1) Something that can be both heaven and hell.

2) The end of hourly or daily sex.

3) Most extreme form of torture to a guy who constantly gets laid.

4) The end of life and fun.

1) Husband, "Honey, can we have sex". Wife, "Should have thought of that before we got married, No".

2) I gave up my days of having a new woman every day for the never ending hell of having the same one forever.

3) Kids, just say no to marriage.

marriage by Mr. MD January 26, 2007

marriage 

When you finally find someone to beat your wood for you.

Because of marriage I don't have to masturbate anymore.

marriage by Keneto May 24, 2016