Manipulize

Combination of two words. Manipulation and monopolize.
When one manipulates a situation and monopolizes the conversation.

My future ex-boyfriend figured that he could manipulize me to securing our future after he cheated.

by Jetjamm April 16, 2010

manipulator

See: politician

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

Communist Manipesto

The punchline to every joke.

What does Karl Marx eat on his spaghetti?
Communist Manipesto.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Communist Manipesto.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar...
Communist Manipesto.

by BDCanuck March 8, 2009

Manished

the feeling of being so affected from the night before

fuck i drank so much last night, lost my mind, im so fucking manished right now

by brazzzzer December 31, 2009

maniputext

When you receive several texts or long pages of text when really the subject warrants a phone call discussion.

Like when your husband asks you for a divorce, but you have to file paper work; and just before you start cleaning up the mess, he starts maniputexting you to "stay," "come back," "I'll do whatever it takes." Trying to save a relationship, dump someone, get someone to do something for you, get something out of someone...all in the form of long and irritating text messages. Just get the balls to call!

by TryingToBeAGrownUp August 12, 2009

manipedimarga party

A casual girly gathering involving manicures, pedicures and margaritas.

"Hey girlo! Chris has been a real bitch lately, hasn't he? Let's have a manipedimarga party and dish. My place, I'll let you know the whowhatwherewhenwhy on FB."

by emmerbembu November 4, 2013

Manipulator

People who trick others by twisting the facts and oftentimes turning people against each other. Makes themselves look like the good guy by making everyone else look bad. Often turns friends against each other using misinformation. The only way to discover a manipulator is by exposing their lies. They are two-faced, so all you have to do is tell their victims what the manipulator is saying. Warning: this will make you a target, although you probably already are. Their common tactics include pity parties and the blame game. Manipulators usually have a goal in mind.

Ashlyn: Shawn talked bad about Justin, but then blocked me and played with him instead. Later on, he had the gall to ask me if I would buy him a fortnite skin.
Michaela: Why would he do that?
Ashlyn: I dunno. I guess he's just a manipulator.

by River Lehang July 22, 2020