Manchester

A "Manchester" is used in response to an individual claiming a completely ridiculous course of action. Once Manchestered, said individual must complete his claim within 24 hours, otherwise punishable with a vicious open hand slap or kick to the testicles.

Subject 1: "If that asshole doesn't turn does his music, I'm going to shit on face."

Subject 2: "Manchester..."

by Zimmdog October 7, 2011

Manchester

basically the ultimate dare; you can not turn these down, or you will be punched in the chest as hard as the person that manchestered you can punch.

"I'm going to stick this up your ass"
"manchester"
"damnit"
*punch*

by santersss May 21, 2010

Manchester

Manchester (gunchester) is a great place, even though every fucker thinks they are a gangsta ''yo gran give us a tenner for a bud''. ''Ee-yar go and ask Steve if he's got a spare cig until tomorra

Wanna go to Manchester tomorrow?
Not Manchester, I'll probably get shot.

by Sweetielover October 3, 2015

Manchester Transfer

When one person poops into another, and that person poops back into the other and it continues FOREVER.

))<>((

Man 1-Hey dood wanna do a Manchester Transfer.
Man 2- What in tarnation is a Manchester Transfer?
Man 1- Well... a Manchester Transfer is........
MAn 2- AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

by Dan LE TACO May 15, 2006

manchester united suck

It's a fact.

Halvor: Manu is best
Fredda: No Manchester United suck. It's a fact.

by kuken te patrick2 November 12, 2013

Manchester United

A T-shirt and merchanising team, also plays football but to a lesser extent

by Scorp September 22, 2003

machete

Something you pull on 10 guys wanting to jump you in the parking lot of a BP. Usually with an 18 inch blade and a thick hard plastic handle.

*Van pulls up and a gaggle of people jump out*
Jesse: Are you the fuckers I am supposed to whip the shit out of?
Me: HEY! Fuck you guys you are bringing 10 guys?!!? Well, this makes it even Jesse, Me, and this machete
*Van pulls away with quite a quickness*

by P. Kaltenbach January 16, 2008