Mallorey

Mallorey is a drop dead gorgeous girl. No questions asked. She tends to have really long legs, nice boobs, and a tiny waist. She is really funny and always does a certain weird smile. Mallorey always tells stories, and they're usually ones about her embarrassing herself in front of boys. Mallorey tends to be a total male magnet... boys be crawlin'.

Mallorey: "Hey can I borrow your bra?"
Best friend: "Mallorey.... your boobs won't fit in my bra."

by madcop55 May 1, 2014

Mallory

The most amazing girl ever. She is sexy, beautiful, pretty, cute, and just overall amazing. A great kisser and is the most amazing person ever. The girl that everyone wants. She is the prettiest, cutest, most beautiful girl ever.

geez that girl over there is the cutest prettiest most beautiful girl ive ever seen. - geez your such a great kisser, your name must be mallory! - i love you

by someone else2 January 19, 2009

Mallory

Mallory is a sweet, caring, lovable, person with great personality.Every man wants a Mallory in their life somehow. She would stay up with you all night till you fall asleep.She will never give up!Even though her life could be damn near horrible she will do anything to keep you happy!She has a deep love in animals and she will never stop loving the right person.

Mallory is the best person I know!

by ............mallory........... December 31, 2018

MALCORE

A malcore is a creature believed to come from the underworld that would feed off people’s souls.

I don’t feel so good....
Sounds like a malcore is harvesting you

by Guy who reads lots of books January 27, 2019

Mallory

She’s your best friend but sometimes she can be your crush or girlfriend, she’ll make you catch feelings and then fall in love but then she’ll leave you on the side of the road like a dead raccoon and she won’t understand how sad you are cause she’s never been heartbroken

Destiny: I miss Mallory she was everything Rowan-: oh come on she wasn’t even that great

by _kill_my_self August 20, 2019

hot Malört

The bitter post-fellatio aftertaste that comes from a man who's been drinking too much weird liquor.

Abe is so thoughtful... he always brings me pineapple juice to wash it down when he's been doing shots and knows he's about to give me a hot Malört.

by MaryTodd1818 February 18, 2021

Bobby Malnory

The most absolute ferda college man out there. Bobby Malnory can buy a 24 rack and finish it faster than you nut to Xvideos. If you ever sight the wonder of a man, go ahead and slug a couple.

O shit is that Bobby Malnory, hide your racks he’s comin.

by Pussym0ncher February 22, 2023