mailbox baseball

The act of hanging out the passenger side of a car, with a bat, and hitting roadside mailboxes while another person is driving.

1. "We played mailbox baseball last night, we broke the shit out of a bunch of mailboxes."
2. "This road had a lot of mailboxes on it, it would be great for mailbox baseball"

by The Dark Avenger April 15, 2003

Mailcaptain

A respectful, modern, honorable term for a deliverer of the mail (formerly known as a mailman or mail woman), that applies to both genders and emphasizes the integrity of the mail captain profession.

"I have the best mailcaptain! (S)he is so honorable!"

"Mailcaptains rock!"

by Mailmaid November 28, 2011

Vehicular Mailslaughter

The running over of a mailbox with a car

Did you see Sofonias run over the mailbox? He committed vehicular mailslaughter."

by stuiaosld;kgjriopela;ds December 15, 2013

Read my mail

An expression used to refer to prophecies or words of knowledge, gifts of the Holy Spirit, that are extremely specific and give details about the person about whom the prophecy or word of knowledge is given that could not be known naturally. This term is used as slang in some Pentecostal, Charismatic and so-called 'Third Wave' churches where prophecy occurs.

That preacher I met on the streets last night told me all about myself. He got a word of knowledge that I had a problem with my wrist, and prayed for it and it was healed. His prophecies were so specific. He read my mail.

by DaMan72 November 7, 2010

Maila

A Superior god with the intellectual capacity of 10,000 mortals and makes decisions purely on principles and Facts and usually has evil tendencies.
It is used to describe someone that is far ahead of you in this life and the next.

War is breewing between Norway and poland, only a maila can end this crises

by Jacqui briggs February 3, 2020

pee mail

pee mail- the urine message dogs leave on objects to communicate with one another

When I walk Fido, he stops at every fire hydrant to read and answer his pee mail.

by Rust John Tommy Rude March 4, 2007

put the kitten in the mailbox

get it done. just do it & walk away...

Girl: I'm not looking forward to dumping my boyfriend. I just know he'll make a scene.

Friend: Just put the kitten in the mailbox!

by J4Q December 25, 2010