Mega gay long machete

something I wrote outside with chalk while talking to my friend.

Emma: hey remember mega gay long machete?
Me: yeah when you were telling a story about some dude with a long machete I added it to the "mega gay" I wrote

by GYARUGYARUGYARU September 3, 2024

Machete Hobos

That guy sure is handing out a bunch of machetes... And booze. Technically allowed! Machetes can be purchased at any hardware store and you can give gifts as freely and charitabley as you like.

Hym "Ooo machete hobos! That'll be... Something. I guess... It'll be as good as it is good and as bad as it is bad... Yep."

by Hym Iam December 2, 2025