Maytard

1) The little black ball characters from Ristar

2) Much like the word smurf able to be used in replacement of any verb, adjective or noun.

Can be used in both a friendly or offensive way

'I can't believe I just got taken out by that maytard'
'That film was totally maytard'
'I wish I was maytardly brilliant'

by FelixHallum December 9, 2008

Martard

An aspiting martyr who is so retarded that he claims only his own life in pursuit of killing others.

That suicide bomber who killed himself in Stockholm was a total martard!

by Joe the Plumber 123 December 14, 2010

Mastard

a masturbating bastard

That mastard just won't quit!

by betocito April 30, 2006

matarded

Adjective. The status of being highly intoxicated and saying and doing stupid things, but still being the life of the party.

Larry: Dude I was so messed up last night. I hope I didn't say or do anything I'm gonna regret.

Bradley: Yeah actually you got naked in front of everyone. You were pretty matarded.

by D-Money-Maorty September 12, 2011

MCTard

A person who's greatly biased for MC and thinks he can beat just about anyone.

A typical MCTard: "MC can take out Ryu, Goku, Sephiroth, and God!! Because he's in one of the best shooters ever and he's cool like that!!"

by Kevin Justin August 3, 2006

Maltard

A cross between malco-ordinated and a retard

"Oh my god you're such a maltard"

by Tomm0 July 6, 2005

mactarded

iliterate in Mac computer. Not Mac friendly.

That student did not know how to use the MAC computer. The student was unable to open up his document nor use Garageband, he is Mactarded.

by Zurigol July 14, 2009