liquid lurker

A naturally-occurring parvovirus infection found in mice

Doctor 1: We must operate, quickly!

Doctor 2: It's already too late, he has liquid lurker.

Doctor 1: Are you even a real doctor?

Doctor 2: No, but I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

by fgs December 3, 2007

Desk Lugered

The act of lying about finding a prized/rare/expensive object in a cheap piece of furniture/happenstance occurance.

Phrase comes from the popular "I bought a desk at a yard sale, and when I got home, there was a Luger in the drawer!"

Rick: "Hey, did you hear how Justin found thirty bucks in that old book he bought?"

Tom: "You just got Desk Lugered, pal. There was no money."

Rick: "Awww......"

by Tinman762 October 8, 2011

lurker

one who reads a blog without ever commenting on the posts

Dude, how come you never comment about anything I write on my site? You're such a lurker.

by juicebox February 9, 2005

lurge

To fall sick, normally with the flu or cold or similar.

I've got the lurge..

I am all lurged up

Stay away, she's got the lurge

by DaRK June 1, 2004

nug lugger

n. a person who brings you the dankness

My dude Russ is a serious nug lugger, he'll be over in 20 minutes with the chronic nuggies.

by The Muss Muscle May 18, 2006

lurker

A person who is just "there." Nobody really knows why, other than they show up and don't say a word. Possible reasons for this could be:
-They don't know what to say
-They are pretending to have friends
-They are trying to scare you
-They are there just to be seen with you, as if they have some kind of relationship with you.

Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: The lurker. He shows up everyday, just ignore him.

by 120000417 July 28, 2006

lurkers

People who go on your stickam profile when your live and dont come into the chat.

Dave - "Oh shit look i got 10 lurkers"
John - "Imma cap them fewls with my aussie guns pew pew"

by Aaron Chapman November 1, 2007