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loaner boner

A guy who can fill in for you when your girl wants to have sex and, for whatever reason, you are unable to handle the deed. A guy who will loan you his bone so your chick doesn't trip, and then will leave when the job is done.
Girl: What's wrong baby?

Boy: I don't know...i guess i'm tired or something.

Girl: Should I send dude a text and see what he is doing right now? Maybe he has a loaner boner I can use tonight?
by hoo dat October 10, 2011
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lowned

Usually pertaining to Counter Strike. A combination of getting "lol'd" at and getting "owned" in one smooth, seamless motion.
Player A - gets pwned with teh 5-7 accross teh map.
Player B - "Lowned"
by t3flon February 10, 2014
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Lonedonging

The girl was caught lonedonging by her boyfriend because he couldn't satisfy her.
by Trying2hard1019 July 15, 2015
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Loaded Potato

Where 10 homeless guys jack off into a soda can. Once they are all done someone smashes it
Guy1: Dood! I just saw some homeless guys do a loaded potato!
Guy2: No way! Really?!
by Guzzler Of Cum April 10, 2017
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Loaded M

A lightweight, air-cooled, gas-operated, magazine-fed rifle designed for either automatic or semi-automatic fire through use of a selector lever. There are four variants - the M-16A1/A2/A3/A4. The M-16A2 incorporates improvements in iron sight, pistol grip, stock and overall combat effectiveness.
"Got me feeling like opium, I'm tryna dance with the loaded M" - Jim Jones - "Summer Wit' Miami"
by mocha_mami March 24, 2006
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Loaded Heels

Loaded heels almost always occur when you are wearing jeans and it is wet and/or raining outside. The bottom of each pant leg becomes damp, causing discomfort in the heel and ankle area, and causing the dampened areas of you jeans to rip over time.
-Aaron walked to school in the rain, and got loaded heels along the way.

Child 1: 'Did you walk to the sockhop last night?'

Child 2: 'Yeah, I did.'

Child 1: 'But it was raining, were your heels loaded?'

Child 2: 'Yeah bro, fully loaded. It was mad annoying.'

Child 1: 'I'm so sorry.'
by Dingo the Arsonist May 5, 2009
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loaded question

A question that has a hidden purpose behind it's asking. The questioner will usually ask the question to find something out without blatantly asking.
"Hey John, was Chrissy at Matt's house yesterday?"
"Yeah, they're going out... That was a loaded question, wasn't it?"
"Yeah, and thanks."
by mylovedenied October 22, 2005
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