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anal limp

When you get fucked so hard in the ass you limp around like you're about to shit yourself.
Look at Taylor's anal limp, she got fucked so hard in that porno she did.
by Bm445 December 14, 2015
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Rush Limpballs

I sometimes listen to Rush Limpballs on the EIB network
by EIB listener January 13, 2009
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Limpism

It is a common condition in non-native English speakers where a person can either spell or pronounce a word as easy as "The upper limb" as "Upper limp" or can do both things at the same time. This condition has been noticed to take its toll on medical students of Jasak.
If you ever encounter a limpistic, run. They will surely fuck up your brain.
The usage of the term has expanded to include anyone who butchers entire sentences unintentionally.
Some other common characteristics that one might be able to observe is that a "limpistic" individual shows some Karen-like personality traits.
Speaker A: Doctor, can you plz rebeat upper limp innervation?
Speaker B: That's limpism for you right there at its mighty glory.
As you can see here, speaker A used replaced the words "repeat" and "limb" with "rebeat" and "limp".

"Doctor there is problem with my mice".
As you can see here, "mic", short for microphone, has been replaced with "mice". This conversation can be seen in an online class.
by Mufasa of Nastahlek February 27, 2021
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perma-limp

A permanent limp caused by a previous accident/break/fracture on the legs/ankles/shins/feet/etc.

A person with a perma-limp has a "funny", special walk often mistaken as a weird strut.

Perma-limps should NOT be mistaken as a swagger.
Lexxy: "Dude! There's Andre, over there!"

Trina: "What? Where? How'd you know that's him?"

Lexxy: "It's his signature perma-limp, you can't miss it."
by lexxy08 October 20, 2010
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pull a lumpy

Can we stop for gas at South Bend? I wanna pull a lumpy.
by dilly42 July 22, 2010
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Limp dick ghosting

When you ghost a girl under the fear of not being able to perform or not have time
Yeah I'm ghosting monica tonight I have to study. Nah man that aint ghosting thats limp dick ghosting.
by S707 May 28, 2018
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limp cannon

I got so excited from looking at her tits, it gave me a limp cannon
by poonmaster 5000 August 12, 2008
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