Lightening

Alternate spelling for lightning, often used by moronic Internet junkies and feeble-minded cretinous Facebook users.

Status: "Wow, thunder and lightening tonight!"
Fifteen of my fuckwit friends 'like' this.

Comment:"Really, a storm and altered skin tone?"

by NoSnKi December 16, 2011

white lighter myth

The idea that Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, and Jim Morrison had a white Bic lighter in their possesion when they died is a complete fabrication.

The Bic lighter was first introduced in 1973. So unless somebody has a time machine..... this is not how the white lighter myth started

by DankHugh October 4, 2008

Jet Lighter

A lighter, that makes a flame so hot, it will burn you on contact. The Flame is blue and usually its electrical. They Usually have a nice design. Also they are Refilled with Butane(and 15$ or more)

Bob: Woah, where did you get your Triple, Green flame Jet lighter?

Phil: Got it from a grade 12, he got it for me and i payed him!

by StreetlightManifesto December 28, 2005

Magic Lighter

A clear cigarette lighter that although has no gas in it always lights.

Person 1:Man I can't light this smoke.
Person 2:Dude try this Magic Lighter it's still going.

by RaggiP October 1, 2009

lighter fag

A person who routinely brings a lighter (usually a jet lighter) in a vain attempt to look cool. They will frequently flash the lighter around other people.
See also knife fag

Wow, amazing, you have a 10-cent jet lighter. Go die, lighter fag.

by I got no pants April 20, 2003

Tweaker Lighter

A none name brand lighter with the ability to remove the protective cover and adjust the flame to higher then normal function, making it eazier for tweakers to smoke methamphetamine.

Dude, whay did you get a Bic lighter? You should have brought a Tweaker Lighter, this shit "methamphetamine" is going to take forever to burn up in the pizo...

by Blunt Trauma in san diego January 9, 2010

Lighter Fairy

The fairy comes around when your high and takes your lighter and fills them up with lighter fluid and then returns them to gas stations.
or
A skinnier homosexual

Bobby: Where are our lighters
Johnny: A "Lighter Fairy" probably took them
Bobby: Why would a gay guy come steal our lighters

by lundensgate January 15, 2010