Lightswitch smoker

Similar to the lightswitch couple but unlike social smokers, the lightswitch smoker can start and quit smoking at any time, for long periods of time.

Man :I hate lightswitch smokers because I can't quit smoking.

by Asmoker July 30, 2010

Lightswitch Gremlin

"Don't turn on the light, don't turn on the light!" Any female who appears attractive at the end of the night, but whose true form is revealed by proper lighting.

Yeah so Gina, right. She was slammin' at the club, right. Then i brings her home and was takin' her to town, right. Then Tommy bursts in the room and turns on the light, right. He's all like, bro-man, that bitch is a lightswitch gremlin!

by thesingleshot August 2, 2011

Lightswitch

name for a person because of a very small penis

Curtis is hung like a lightswitch so everyone in gym class calls him "Lightswitch"

by billy julio July 31, 2007

lightswitched

To change mood instantaineously from one mood to the extreme opposite mood.

Is there any particular reason you just lightswitched me?

by jrwalter4177 October 10, 2010

Lightswitch Couple

A couple who is constantly breaking up and getting back together.

Dude, Deal and Pamela hooked up again.

Oh man! That's like the fiftieth time they've broken up and gotten back together. They are such a lightswitch couple.

by J-Deal December 17, 2007

The Cheat's Lightswitch

A switch designed so you can turn the lights on and off, NOT TO THROW LIGHTSWITCH RAVES!

Even though Strong Bad noticed, The Cheat continued to flicker the Cheat's Lightswitch

by dj gs68 May 7, 2003

lightswitch rave

A rave that is held by The Cheat. It appeared in the Strong Bad Email "techno".

The Cheat is grounded! We had that lightswitch installed so you could turn the lights on and off, not so you could throw lightswitch raves!

by (-AstroBad-) June 9, 2016