life 

A topic that teenage-middleclass kids rant about on this website, even though their parents make a good amount of money, they live in a two story house in a nice neighborhood, and they live in America (the most goddamn powerful country in the world). These kids will often cry about how much their life "sucks", because they get so much pre-algebra homework, and because no one left comments on their Myspace.
What these kids need to realize is that the ONLY people that should complain about a shitty life are the starving 3rd world kids. THIS is why so many people hate Americans. Because they have it all, and they still bitch over shit like "Oh, were having chicken for lunch, I hate chicken. Life sucks...". Be thankful for what you have, assface.

Person 1 : "Ugh, my life SUCKS."
Poor 3rd world kid : "Yeah, I bet it sucks to live in a free country. Stop being so goddamn selfcentered."

life by GimmiK December 28, 2005

life 

1.A gift that without all 3 of the following, leads to anger and frustrated definitions, (See previous entries.)

1.Something to do
2.Someone to love
3.Something to look forward to


I don't mean a Natural Born Killers kind of life, either, wiseass.


2.A cereal that leaves your mouth with an aftertatse of a wet book.

3. A magazine known for its outstanding photography of the world and its events.

4. A bored game that should be replaced with RichDadPoorDad's Cashflow 101.

5. Is what's waiting within everyone to unfold. Above all the anger and resentments and darkness. Now is all that matters. Let go of the bullshit and practice patience. Speak up.Be good.

Life sucks.
Try Fruit Loops. And watch "Family Guy".

life by FrankC March 10, 2004

life 

Something you don't have.

If you're really reading through Urban Dictionary at this time of day, you have no life.

life by Someone you don't care about. September 28, 2020

Life 

It doesn’t matter who hurt you, or broke you down, what matters is who made you smile again.

P1: in life everybody is going to hurt you.
P2: don't forget the ones that are there for you.

Life by 911111101010101 March 25, 2019

life 

a bunch of bitches and assholes,sprinkled with cool people, saturated with bullshit, with a side dish of cool shit

no one in Kalispell has a life.

life by montana is gay March 12, 2004

Life 

A series of tasks and duties between blowjobs.

So, Mr. Clinton, how's life ??

Life by Mojo Mojowitz December 28, 2005

life 

Life is a question and death is the answer

life can also be named why
why? death.
everything in life revolves around the question why?

and why is it?
noone knows. To me; life is a complete utter mystery. Why do we live? i dont know at all

Life is a big game. You win or you lose.

life by matthew legg May 29, 2004