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The Floor is Lava

1. A multiplayer game in which one person yells, "The floor is lava!" and all other players must comply and find higher ground to get to. Anywhere but the floor is safe and if players stay on the floor, then they are painfully burned to death. The floor becomes safe only when the player that called "lava" recalls that the floor has solidified and is safe to walk upon.

2. An utterance that causes absolute havoc when shouted. The equivalent of yelling "Fire" in a crowded theater, but perfectly legal and much more fun.
"When my friend yelled the floor is lava, I jumped on top of him to save myself and he burned to death."
by Bill Cosby's son, Bill Cosby November 23, 2007
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The Carpet Is Lava

A phrase to remind women that, much like the boogey man, Duane & BrandO are lurking under their beds, in their closets, and -mainly- in the lava known as carpet.
1) "The carpet is lava, bitch!"
2) "You'd better watch your step, Ashleigh. You know the carpet is lava..."
3) You should probably vacuum the lava some time. It's looking pretty carpety.
by dishesdoer August 27, 2009
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Lava Vagina

when a girl does a handstand and the partner fingers her in her vagina until she erupts causing the substance to flow down her like lava
yo dude i was totally fingering my lady last night when she was doing a handstand, and she erupted all over herself.

DUDE!! THATS A LAVA VAGINA!
by gary topenio August 28, 2008
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lava donkey

the girl is in a slanted sitting position when you blow your diarrhea shit on her back and it streams down her back like lava on a mountian.
Lucy was being a bitch so i gave her a lava donkey!
by donkeymasterbill April 29, 2010
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Lava Tag

A game of tag where one becomes it if they touch the ground; usually played at parks, or basically anywhere with enough stuff to jump around on without touching actual ground.
Common Lava Tag dialog-

Chris: Oh shit, I touched lava.

Odie: Haha, you're it.

Alecks: Why is the ground always lava?!

Daniel Tosh: Because you're poor.
by Glenhart August 4, 2008
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Lava Lamp

(noun) When a dude, while lying on his back, nuts in a chick without protection. She then squats above his head, hovering her pussy over his eyeball, letting the jiz sloooooooooowly drip out; he watches wide-eyed the whole time.
"Hey Ted, how did you get pink eye?" "Oh, I let the hot chick I picked up at the unemployment office give me a Lava Lamp last Tuesday." old king clancy cream pie arabian goggles glass bottom boat ride feltching
by Gettin' It.... October 14, 2016
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Lava Lamp

A groovy lamp that is fun to stare at for hours on end. Best when you're high on weed
by Acid God February 26, 2003
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