lash chariot

A metaphorical vehicle that leaves your place of residence, with the destination of getting shunted and "definitely getting laid tonight". First used by his Honour, the Lord Tobias of Toon, of Qatar.

Get on the lash chariot you bendarrrrrrrrr! Blake, you're such a vagina.

by hibsta December 19, 2010

Lash Team

A group of men (solely men) who appreciate the finer things in life, siuch as, getting 'on it', 'dominating' a club and generally consuming their weight in alcohol.

Such men usually answer the call of the 'lash horn' and are ready at a moments notice to assemble for the lash.

Lash team are usually poor, due to their excessively hardcore partying skills.

The Lash Team is a secret club whose antics and members have remained secret for generations. Speaking of the Lash Team openly, typically results in expulsion from the team.

The only way to leave the team is if you're dead.

(Friend) - "Hey mate, wanna come to this orgy, it'll just be you, me and twenty drunk chicks"
(Lash) - "Would love to mate, but I'm out with the Lash Team"
(Friend) - "The what...?"
(Lash) - "Erm... nothing...."

AND

*Cocks head to side and listens*
(Friend) - "What's wrong"
(Lash) - "Nothing.... gotta go..."

by Mr.Vice May 16, 2010

Lash Shower

Where you have a shower and take alcohol to drink while washing.

Just gonna go have a quick lash shower before an epic Matlock prelash!

by Lash showerer May 5, 2010

Lash Gum

The half eaten packet of chewing gum you bought just before the shop closed, but after you consumed a healthy amount of alcohol while out with friends. Discovered some time in the next couple of weeks when you find it buried in a pocket. Usually finished with glee, unless serving to remind you of a bad night previously forgotten.

Mike: Hmm what's this *digs in pocket*
Dave: Old chewing gum?
Mike: Oh no, this is lash gum, remember Chris' 21th?
Dave: Ohhh yeah....give me some
Mike: Hell no, this lash gum is sacred

by AlcoholicRainbowPig May 18, 2011

Lash (to get lashed)

To get (very) drunk

Also 'to go on the lash'.

Synonymous with:
Get pissed, get wasted, get hammered, get rat-arsed, get sloshed, get trolleyed etc

The word 'lash' orinally means to strike with a whip, and so has this extended meaning (ie. drinking makes you feel like you've been flogged).
NB. Usually used in a positive sense.

1. "Hey John, what are you up to tonight? The boys are all going out and getting lashed"

2. "The boys are all going out on the lash tonight."

by zimman August 28, 2005

Lash Artistry

The ability to create epic lash lines by applying tiny synthetic fibres to one natural lash at a time in an artful, respectful and classy way, without destroying the natural lashes.

Hi! Im a Lash Artist, and I am obsessed with creating a uniform, artful set of lashes to the point it destroys my eyes, hands and neck. But I love it and I love the reaction my Client's give when they feel oh so beautiful! Aka Crazy Lasher. Yes, that's Lash Artistry....

by IndulgeLashes November 6, 2017

lash out

To make a fool out of someone, or take advantage of them, so that they feel embarrassed or shamed as if they had been lashed by a whip.

We're going to totally lash out Steven by hiding his car keys in the cat's dinner.

Ashley got so lashed out when he stood near that big puddle while the bus drove past.

You got lashed!!

by Bloopy April 9, 2005