Lapper

Taking a half day or full day off of work due to " Kids hockey, Baseball, kickball, etc. Tournament. Or just leaving early to catch a train or beat traffic.

Hey Guys, Gotta take a "lapper", my kids have a tournament in Boston.

by jj55! September 2, 2022

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Straddle lapper

A lesbian.

She is known to be a straddle lapper or a pussy eater. (Cunnilingus between two women).

by Lundl January 9, 2019

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Used as a verb, it is a highly erotic act of pleasure performed for a single male by two shorties frequenting an adult entertainment establishment. It involves a wilingness on the parts of all parties to enter a state of shangri-la while being serviced by the staff.

"Hey Laura and Kristin, lets go get us some pooty-tang and show Matt the real meaning of female lapper!

by LOVE2LAP February 18, 2005

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Root lapper

One who enjoys the act of sucking and slurping another's cock, and the practice of licking the penis shaft to the scrotum, and finishing by lapping Deez Nuts.

My current girlfriend is the best root lapper I've shafted.

by Panty Muncher58 September 26, 2021

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