lamecats

Derived from 'lolcats', it is an adjective describing something that is beyond ridiculous; something that is unbelievably stupid or you know, lame.

I went to school only to be told that the boiler broke and all the students were to be sent home.
Lamecats.

by DontEatChalk May 22, 2011

lame arse dick

A lame arse dick is similar to a lame arse but instead of being utterly lame; they're also a dick

Dave: Hey mark and Joe, do you fancy going to the darts?

Mark: yeah I'm well up for that

Joe: I've been a couple of times before and I reckon I'll go

Dave: Cool, I've just bought tickets, you both owe me

Mark: Actually, I can't go now. Sorry for being a lame arse but just realised I'm going out the night before

Joe: Sorry my girlfriend won't let me go and I never actually said I wanted to go.

Dave: You two are lame arse dicks!

by Letsplaydarts July 30, 2018

Facebook Bin Laden

A person who hacks into other people's facebooks and changes their statuses to, ususally, something highly inappropriate or embarrassing. When the victims realize what has happened it's usually too late. They find a copious amount of responses from other users of the site to further the embarrassment. Most of the time the identity of the hijacker is never revealed so the victims suffering from the attacks are always on their guard but constantly being attacked. They have to hide their phones & computers, and change their passwords but somehow can never outrun the wrath of the ruthless.

Dalila: OMG! did you read my latest post? It says I have 'mudd butt and bubble guts!' I'm so embarrassed.

Cliff: Well, what do you expect? You left your phone unattended and it was hijacked by a Facebook Bin Laden! It's probably Holley again...

Dalila: I need a beer.

by Matt (Ghandi) Palmer October 1, 2010

lamebook

A website displaying the lamest comments, status updates and pictures of the popular social network Facebook.

Mitchell - "What happened with you and Lafonda?"

Philip - "Bitch kept postin' wild nonsense, wound up on lamebook."

Mitchell - "I never liked her anyway."

by bogusb42 May 31, 2009

fapama porn laden

The title awarded to one that is so good at fapping to porn that they can stealthily achieve this task with family members within 20 feet of their fap-facility

Oh man I fapped so hard last night

weren't your parents home? and dont you live in a one room shack?

Yeah but im fapama porn laden...

by billybobthorton543534 July 7, 2010

lamebody

Someone who is lame. It's like a nobody.

Did you see that guy who posted a video of himself reciting a poem for his girlfriend on youtube? Man, what a lamebody!

by dinoz0r August 12, 2009

Lameao

Lame + Lmao.
Something that is lame & stupid but still makes you laugh anyway.

Person 1 : Did you see those casket guys dancing meme?
Person 2 : Yeah lameao, I saw that.

by Dubztep April 9, 2020