lamen

noun - a type/species of boy that is so freaking fine they make you wonder if you are high or not. Characterized by great bodies, fine asses, hot faces, and butter melting personalities, lamens are the cream of the crop of man hood and should be noticed whenever possible. however, these boys are extremely rare, and should be trached down and flirted with A.S.A.P. or before another skank gets to them before you. They also are great at manly sports such as:
baseball
skiing
paintballing
skatebaording
and the classic art of blowing things up
however, because the lamens are so rare and so easily persuaded, you must make your move on them before a sluttly girl of a higher stature, because believe me, these boys are snatched up quickly. catch a lamen if you can.

a boy walked up to me and it was if i had seen the like. Complete with a zoo york shirt and a skate board tucked ounder one arm, he walked freely about school, his tan skin glowing under the sun. HIs eyes a deep brown and his teeth nice and neat, i looked up shyly and he waved to me. As i was drooling, another boy ran up to him, patting him upon his back and i almsot died. the boy had a twin. And they both were lamens.

by lamen lover November 6, 2008

Lamen

A person who exuberates a freemasonic aura, but has never been apart of any freemasonic orginization ever.

That’s person’s etiquette is freemasonic, but I can tell he’s not a freemason; therefore he is a lamen.

by anonymous June 30, 2025

lamen terms

A complicated phrase put into perspective so its easier to understand

Guy #1: "Due to a incomprehensible discussion of the commity counsel we have to let you go"

Guy #2: "Please put that in lamen terms."

Guy #1: "Your fired"

by Jesse the Ginger December 25, 2007

Lamebron

A name given to fans of Lebron James by those who strongly dislike him and think he is "lame." The action that accompanies this word is surrounding a Lamebron, saying "Lamebron" repeatedly in a high falsetto voice, and rubbing heads against the Lamebron. This is often done after Lebron James loses a game or has a fail play.

Can also just be used at any random time for any random usage.

"Oh! Kobe Bryant scored 60 points against the Miami Heat. LAMEBRON!"

"You never give me anything for my birthday! You are such a lamebron!"

"I just bit my tongue! This is so lamebron!"

by lamebron424242 March 27, 2012

lame shane

Any loss of erection or libido due to back pain.

Everything was going smooth until I lame Shaned this chick. She won't call me back...

by BabyChoker July 13, 2017

phi beta lame

The fraternity for all the guys who think that being in a fraternity makes them important

G: The new boss, he keeps bragging about how he was part of a fraternity at college, is that lame or what?
OG: That's more than lame, that's phi beta lame?

by theauthormarkwilkins February 6, 2017

Obama Bin Laden

When you find out Obama's last name

Obama Bin Laden was the 44th president of the United States of Islam.

by "Obama Bin Laden" February 1, 2018