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noun - a type/species of boy that is so freaking fine they make you wonder if you are high or not. Characterized by great bodies, fine asses, hot faces, and butter melting personalities, lamens are the cream of the crop of man hood and should be noticed whenever possible. however, these boys are extremely rare, and should be trached down and flirted with A.S.A.P. or before another skank gets to them before you. They also are great at manly sports such as:
baseball
skiing
paintballing
skatebaording
and the classic art of blowing things up
however, because the lamens are so rare and so easily persuaded, you must make your move on them before a sluttly girl of a higher stature, because believe me, these boys are snatched up quickly. catch a lamen if you can.
a boy walked up to me and it was if i had seen the like. Complete with a zoo york shirt and a skate board tucked ounder one arm, he walked freely about school, his tan skin glowing under the sun. HIs eyes a deep brown and his teeth nice and neat, i looked up shyly and he waved to me. As i was drooling, another boy ran up to him, patting him upon his back and i almsot died. the boy had a twin. And they both were lamens.
lamen by lamen lover November 6, 2008
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A person who exuberates a freemasonic aura, but has never been apart of any freemasonic orginization ever.
That’s person’s etiquette is freemasonic, but I can tell he’s not a freemason; therefore he is a lamen.
Lamen by anonymous June 30, 2025
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lamen terms 

A complicated phrase put into perspective so its easier to understand
Guy #1: "Due to a incomprehensible discussion of the commity counsel we have to let you go"

Guy #2: "Please put that in lamen terms."

Guy #1: "Your fired"
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Lamebron 

A name given to fans of Lebron James by those who strongly dislike him and think he is "lame." The action that accompanies this word is surrounding a Lamebron, saying "Lamebron" repeatedly in a high falsetto voice, and rubbing heads against the Lamebron. This is often done after Lebron James loses a game or has a fail play.

Can also just be used at any random time for any random usage.
"Oh! Kobe Bryant scored 60 points against the Miami Heat. LAMEBRON!"

"You never give me anything for my birthday! You are such a lamebron!"

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OG: That's more than lame, that's phi beta lame?

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