lambgoat

An aids-infested messageboard tucked far far away in the bowels of cyberspace where mind-numbingly infantile ultracynics fling shit at eachother like monkeys possessed.

here's a normal thread on lambgoat:

innocent kid in a band on LG for first time: hey are there any good clubs in the Pittsburgh area anyone can tell me about?

veteran 1: faggot

veteran 2: "faggot"

veteran 3: your band fucking sucks

veteran 2: breeeee

veteran 1: too faggot no help ever

by Hooker June 3, 2006

lamb job

Pleasuring yourself using a Lambchop hand puppet and mint jelly as lube.

Dude, thanks for inviting me over for dinner on Sunday. Your mom is a great cook and gives excellent lamb jobs.

handjob masturbate spank the monkey flog the dolphin jerk off

by cough-it-up April 14, 2009

lambatious

To be very high or happy

I'm very lambatious after that bong rip

by coréy rudnell November 1, 2013

the lamb sauce

A ingredient only known to the cooking god Gordan Ramsay, it is used to glaze a dish so said dish does not burn in the skillet it is been cooking in.

Chef: burns a dish in a dry burnt pan
Gordan: WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE!
Chef: "loud mumbling"
Gordan:WHERE is the lamb SAuuCE!

by xXxDabmaster420blazitxXx May 11, 2018

Lamb Venom

A mysterious individual having cat-like reflexes, Ninja-like Ramboing abilities, elite DJing skills and an intelligence similar to Da Vinci's.

Oh my gosh, witnessing the mad skills of Lamb Venom has left me feeling mind raped. I need to sleep for a few days..

by User56257 April 11, 2009

Taylor Lambdin

the most beautiful, and perfect girl in the world, with a personality, beyond belief. meeting this extremely special girl, and don't take for a granted a second with her, because each second is as memorable as they get. She's too amazing to define on this shitty site.

The most amazing girl in the world is Taylor Lambdin <3

by chachingyo April 20, 2011

Lambendodigitusphobia

The fear of licking fingers, or seeing a finger being licked or even hearing a finger being licked.

person 1: "sluurp" *person just licked chocolate off his finger*

person 2: "AHHH OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST LICK YOUR FINGER??!?!"

person 1: "Yes, whats your problem?" *licks finger again*

person 2: "STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!" punches person 1 in the face.

person 1: "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?"

person 2: "I have Lambendodigitusphobia."

by x0bren0x October 4, 2010