Lacrosse

Because you didn't play football

Jared: Ahhh YEAH i made it on the lax crew
Lou: You played football right
Jared: yeah but i wasnt played in games
Lou: ooooo thats why you play Lacrosse

by WOWOMGLAZERS February 20, 2011

Lacrosse

A spring sport for kids that cant hit a curve ball

Lacrosse. ..its like soccer and hockey had a baby

by Hardigan April 2, 2017

Lacrosse

A sport that is only played by white, privileged douchebags

Guy: "Hey man do you play any sports?
Douche: "Yea broski, lacrosse!"
Guy: "Wow, you're a real douche."

by jimmer346 June 17, 2015

Lacrosse

Full of dbags that hate on baseball all the time

Lax bro: baseball sucks, lacrosse for life
Lax bro 2: ya dude

by nick1100 November 12, 2012

Lacrosse

A stupid game which involves the combination of football, soccer, and hockey, except you use gay butterfly nets instead of hockey sticks.

Dave: I'm off to play baseball.
Lance: Lacrosse is cool, not baseball, Fag.
Dave: Okay, I'm a faggot for hitting a ball with a bat and talking strategy like a champion, and you're cool for playing with a butterfly net while jumping all over other men, sorry for not realizing that.
Lance: :O
Dave: No Lance, You will not be sucking my dick.

by BBJethro2440 August 18, 2011

Lacrosse

1)A game involving two teams of over-privelaged rich homosexuals looking for another way to personify what it is to truly like to be a tool. Usually one who plays said game is somewhere between the ape and a neanderthal on the evolutionary chart and for those who do not believe in evolution God or L Ron Hubbard created the perfect douche-bag.

Why watch gay porn when there is a Lacrosse game on?

by HideYOkids8675309 February 27, 2011

Lacrosse

What people who sucked at baseball when they were younger play during baseball season

Baseball is better than lacrosse

by DylanS15 August 28, 2014