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Losing Trust 

When an idiot boyfriend treats a girl like she doesn't matter. When he has her trust and loses it by cheating on another girl.
oh did you see that boy? he was losing trust.
Losing Trust by hjifghnictg March 28, 2009

Losing the Farting Contest 

1. Taking a crap
2. Trying to push a fart out too hard and going in your pants
I had a massive load of chipotle a few hours ago and, well, let's just say I am losing the farting contest.

Losing side of a threesome

When you watch some dude blow his load all over your girl, she goes to the bathroom to clean up, and you look down at yourself getting smaller and realize that just like that, playtime's over.
No one wants to be on the losing side of a threesome.

Losing your Fappetite 

When you are about to masturbate but you see something so horrendous that you stop.
“Hey dude, what happened, I thought you said you were gonna go masturbate?”

“I was, but I saw some weird foot stuff and stopped.”

“Oh! So you started Losing your Fappetite.”

losing my religion 

1. a southern slang phrase that means "flying off the handle", losing ones cool and losing ones self-control. Some people also think it could mean to get laid.

2. a big 1991 hit song from the Georgia rock band R.E.M..
1. George: Jeremy has been acting funny since he polished off a bottle of Wild Turkey.
Billy: Yep, he's lost some of his religion.

2. The title "Losing My Religion" caused some confusion at first here in the MidWest.

Losing your sock 

Pulling out of your partner (after the coitus has finished and thus the penis is flacid) and the latex condom stays inside of your partner's anus / vagina.
Cameron: So what happened with you and Kate last night?
Kris: Well it was all good but then I lost my sock, that's when it got awkward.
Cameron: God I hate losing your sock.
Losing your sock by SalmonSailor December 19, 2012